Ah just looked it up on Urban Dikshonry.... oh deeya

oh thats propa mayde us laff man

Mind an take yer fud ootae the oven first! ( ah'm takin a pure riddy typin that! )

And me Velvet, pure dead brilliant, by the waay

The dangers of "regional variations" *hauns Saz a can ae burns spray*

Maaan, the site's gaaan geet slow fa me noo.   * gaaan t luk at Urban Dickshunerry* 

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*hauns Saz a can ae burns spray*

cheeyaz

I don't aksherly say fud, ah just knew what sprowt meant... ah say it more like fewd?

   

The Derbyshire area

Ah'll need tae try sayin it like that.. "Haw, you, ya wee fewd!" ! Here, that sounds dead poash!

Ah kin hear the sound of a penny drappin in sproutland!

*Ding*    

 
That acshully happened tae me Triggs - the doctor at the hospital set ma fud on fire. 
The smoke wiz blechin` ower the screens. 
They were right casual aboot it tae. Here`s me on fire and they wirnae batherin that much, well they were tyrin` thir best tae put it oot.
Eh said..have ye got a blanket so eh cud send a smoke single tae ma sister tae tell her what`s goin` on? 
Oh how they laughed. 

Jeeez, whit colour extinguisher is it for that?

Oh Jeepaz Scotty, that's funny burrit's not   

   Haw naw Scotty, pure beamer! 

 

Awa tae get the tin bath oot agin the fire, bless ye aw for gaen me a right guid laugh

 Pink with brown swirls on 

 Dinnae think there is wan. 

I meant my outer hairy bittys by the way.

You know that feeling when you shouldn`t have said so much? 

You know, I shouldn't boast but my word this is a fine thread.
You are all absolutely start raving bonkers and all absolutely bliddy wonderful.
Even though I have no idea what the heck you are talking about! 

The doc didnae have this on his iPod  did he?

Mind an no bile yer barnacles on the hoat tin!

You just guessed that? 

Slinki!!!!!    

*Joins Issy on the confuzzled bench*

I've tried reading the posts - honest I have.

So have I - but they are all so happy chatting in different tongues to each other about god knows what that it gives me a warm glowy feeling inside..

the cointreau is doing that for me

Triggers! Make that two ambulances! 

Slinki  

Em no geein` masel a right redder again...

Until the morra  

Maaan! there's sum geet funny folk on hee a (here) 

Ah, fur wan, um bliddy gled ye did!  Ah blame Sprout fur raisin' the 'fud' issue 

Triggs 

Was funny Scotty Ta!

Aw naw, two singed fuds in the wan night - the doactors will hink theres an epidemic!

.. or a fire sale

Slinki man! that's made me howl!!