Nae bather atta Scarlutt! 

Em suppost  tae be goin` in the toon the day tae get the last o` meh Christmas shoppin` bit it`s snawin` n eh canna be erst!  It`ll hae tae be dun though - times runnin` oot! 

Hooz that?

That is brilliant! What part of Scotland are you from cos I am aware that the regions all have slightly different accents and Edinburgh is softer than Glasgow,

I am going to try and translate..

"No bother at all Scartett. I am supposed to be going in the town today to get the last of my Xmas shopping but it's snowing and I cannot be arsed! It'll have to be done though - times running out!"


Thanks Scotty.

A perfict translashun Scarlutt 

Em fae the East coast - Dundee wey -  Broughty Ferry ken? - phull o` pseudo posh fowk. 

Nah, the reeul Edinburgh accent isnae as saft as Glesgae.

Tae me, the Glesgae accent is the best in the hale wide wurld!

It maks athin` dead funny - ken whit eh mean? 

Are you fae Broughty Ferry Scotty never kent that ! Ma brother born there, ma ma was fae Montrose!  A cannae be ersed either gon oot , but have tae cos av nae breed

I know exactly what you mean! You are in a dead posh part of Scotland. The Glasgow accent is the best in the world and is in fact softer than the Edinburgh one.

Okayyyyyy Skylark - I have most of that but is the last word bread as opposed to breed?

Haha I'm from Suffolk and speak neutral, but I live in county Durham so could attempt to type in a fake north east accent..

Aye its bread aw right, your no daft eh?  fair scunnered wi aw this snaw but gonnae venture oot, cheerio fir noooo 

ah divven nar if ah can like

What;s divven?

You are a geordie aren't you Cinds?
( this is Issy btw . I have temporarily changed my name cos I am playing the murder mystery game)

I'm a plastic geordie really, I live in Newcastle but originally hail from Durham city.  Divven I do believe means 'don't'

Ahh..s

So you don't know if you can like

Yes  It's the law around these parts that you have to add 'like' or 'man' to the end of most sentences.

I live just outside durham like, it's mint man! I still can't talk Geordie tho, I still sound southern- or australian, depending on who's listening ??!

Where 'just outside of Durham' are you Sweet?

Or corse Geordie is easi-ah ter pick up then pit yakka mind though but.

 It`s murder polis when ye`ve got nae breed hen - brave it n` get tae the shop, come hame n` mak some tea n` toast tae warm ye up. 

Yer brither was born in the Ferry? Sma wurld eh?   

Montrose! Iz cauld as it iz, I quite liked that wee place. We hud a cupple o` braw caravan holidays there when eh wiz a bairn - happy memories o` tumblin` doon the sand dunes.
Meh Uncle n` Aunty had a dreh cleaning bizness there - wonder if yer Mum ever met them?  

Whar dae ye comfae yersel Skylark?

why aye man!

hahahaha! Thats worra did lyke!

It's canny mental like isn't it man?

Excatamundo hen broon!

Apert fae - em no in a dead posh part o` Scotland - bit maist o` the locals ( no me) like tae think it is.

Coxhoe cinds, nice n easy for the motorway ;-) were ya from Durham city originally?

Eh love the Geordie accent - warrum and kind. 
Braw fowk tae - doon tae earth!  

Air, hair lair. 
Essex, innit.

Well bugger me, did you ere dat funder last nioght loike?

Along the road and up the hill, Meadowfield.

Aah I've heard of that, ye ha for the county Durham :-) Like the Newcastle too, good shopping ;-)

aye! I kin if ye waant

It's just down from Nevilles Cross.  I was out in Durham yesterday afternoon, having Sunday wine.

  
Can ye splain that wan tae a Scotleesh hen?   

It's "Oh, hello", an Essex accent.  

It aye fair I cor type in me accent and I have a bostin acccent

Loving all the accents - keep them coming folk

Ahm fair scunnered wi' a' this snaw lyin' aboot.
Wull that dae ye, Issy?

Lol Longcat Z is for stripey oss

I grew up in Brum and live in Nottingham So for Brum i'll say Yer ore'rite bab? and for Notts the only thing i can think of is "Oh me tabs are code" But i dont speak like either lol

Aww naw, ah've no goata pure clue whit any a yooz ure pure sayin' byrraway. It's hoachin' wi' snow roon' ma parts. How ur hings doon your end? 

(Translations available in ra Queen's henglish)

eeeeehhh man, Scotland is well represented on heeya!

Birra snaa and ice in London, and everyones gannin on crackaz man... yed think therd nevva seen it afore!