In a word no, and it makes my eyes water to think about it  

Only my infinitives.

I could split either way when I did yoga, and I'm planning to get back into it.
I could still bite my own toenails, if I had to. And I can put my hands palms together (upright, in a praying postion) behind my back. Before I had my shoulder op, I'd stopped being able to do it.

Wow Deman.  That's er...very....er....flexible!

I am rather bendy.  
I can do a weirdy thing with my finger joints as well.

No, and I can't do the splits and am not about to.

But if a toucan can do the Can-Can, can two toucans Can-Can?

The knuckle on my little finger, on my right hand, is permanently dislodged; which means i can bend it in all different angles and directions .....the finger that is

i have a double-jointed thumb - does that count

Many years ago I could...both ways with either leg forward and the other back or just side to side...strangely enough I could never ouch my toes.I can reach anywhere on my back with my left arm so no problem notbeing able to get at an itch.

Indeed it does barney.
You and Rawky could do tricks at the forum 1st anniversary party, along with Demantoid.

Croc. It makes me wince and scrunch my eyes up just thinking about it. ooooeer!

whoo hoooo thanks brisket

with us as entertainment, its gonna be one hell of a party

seriously though, i wish i was as bendy as Deman - i went horse riding on Tuesday for the first time for a while, and my poor aching limbs are only just recovering

don't worry though, the thumb is ok to perform at the party

Im pretty flexible. Never done the splits though and never want to try though but i can get both legs round my head, i can dislocate my thumb, i have funny elblows that bend in a way they shouldn't and i can sit in a budda like position with both feet touching each other and my knees fully on the floor which i have never known anyone else that could do it. OT but talking of funny things you can do with your body, after a long and painful ear infection many years ago i discovered i could blow smoke out my ear

You people are multi-talented  - albeit in rather strange ways!
We have the makings of a terrific cabaret act.

I'm double jointed everywhere, I have stretchy (very) skin, flat eyeballs (contact lenses have to be specially ordered) and I can get my fist in my mouth, plus a variety of other oddities.

Being a genetic freak has it's plus points.

Kelly you sound like you may have Hypermobility (milder form of what I have)

Hypermobility on its own is ok, it only become "Hypermobility Syndrome" when you have all the other rubbish...or EDS which is mine.

I would love to have been there the night that you first discovered that

It was coz of BB! Jade Goody did it and I thought I bet I can do that (coz I can make my hand collapse...could probably escape handcuffs too ) tried and I could.  I was <<< this chuffed

I am sooooo thinking that you had to be there at the time

Yeah, probably right

You should go on Britains Got Talent Leccy

Never tried the fist in mouth but i can get 2 Mr Kipplin apples pies in at once

I will never believe it till you put it on you tube kells

Ducky

Kelly if you are dead bendy and you dislocate stuff it's worth having a google.  Don't be scared though, being Hypermobile and having the actual syndrome aren't the same thing.

You'll not be dislocating ribs when you sneeze and stuff

lol Leccy does sound a bit scary. Strangely i cant stand seeing anyone else doing funny stuff with there body. It proper freaks me out!

never been able to dislocated hips at birth werent helpful!!

Do you mean the lotus position ?   I can do that, and I used to be able to do the splits.

I've always been pretty limber , but have never been able to manage the hands clasped behind head, and drawn down between shoulder blades..........can't remember what it's called, but it's a yoga position that has always defeated me.

I used to be able to do both ways- not anymore!
I can do the hands together behind my back thing, and I can go up on my shoulders and place my feet flat on the floor behind my head.

A bit like the lotus position only dont cross your legs. Have both feet touching each other and see if you can get your knees on the floor

The closest I come to being a contortionist is frequently putting my foot in my mouth but not literally

The Lotus looks difficult enough to me. It must be even more difficult to have your feet touching and knees on the floor. In my case, quite impossible.

i consider just getting out of bed an achievement these days...........

 spongey and me

 I know that feeling

I used to be called Bendy at school, but it was an ironic name.

That's not what I've heard..

Me too Spongey. I'm sure my joints are twenty years older than the rest of me.

Damn, I thought I'd destroyed all the negatives!!