the speed of your wee?
Just curious
Just curious
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Possibly the weirdest/most random question ever 
, lmao Sexy. Not saying 
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Yes.
I was just on the loo and it got me thinking i always pee really fast
Sorry
Sorry
Never tried 
Is one of those exercises you do after childbirth Kelly.... stopping mid stream n all that!
And yes, I can
And yes, I can
quote:the speed of your wee?
squeezing slows the flow
for the male species.
Is this a branch off from the PMSL topic??
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Is one of those exercises you do after childbirth Kelly.... stopping mid stream n all that!
And yes, I can
As yet i am without child so im not sure, i thought there was only pelvic exercises for that
For men who have there ding dongs pierced, does it flow really fast?
No. I hate using urinals...I am that man that pees on the blokes shoes stood next to me 
Its like a garden sprinkler when it gets going...
Its like a garden sprinkler when it gets going... quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Is one of those exercises you do after childbirth Kelly.... stopping mid stream n all that!
And yes, I can
As yet i am without child so im not sure, i thought there was only pelvic exercises for that
There are pelvic floor exercises.. for sorting all that side out... but as another side effect can be stress incontinence practising 'wee control' (for want.. no need.. of a better way of putting it) helps with that!
Speaking as a country girl....sometimes it's a very good skill to have...it prevents 'splashback' from those funny angled leaves you're piddling on! 
I've just tried and apparently yes
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
Speaking as a country girl....sometimes it's a very good skill to have...it prevents 'splashback' from those funny angled leaves you're piddling on!
Handy for festivals too
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
Speaking as a country girl....sometimes it's a very good skill to have...it prevents 'splashback' from those funny angled leaves you're piddling on!
Handy for festivals too
Never too early to do the pelvic floor exercises Kel
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Never too early to do the pelvic floor exercises Kel
I have a phobia of exercise
(unless sex related)
Ill try them next time im getting some
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Never too early to do the pelvic floor exercises Kel
I have a phobia of exercise
(unless sex related)
Ill try them next time im getting some
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
For men who have there ding dongs pierced, does it flow really fast?
No.
And it doesn't spray out of the "wrong" hole, either.
Ive just mastered the art of peeing in my sample bottle pmsl
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Ive just mastered the art of peeing in my sample bottle pmsl
Actually thats pretty impressive... especially in your condition!!!
quote:Originally posted by nothingspecial:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
For men who have there ding dongs pierced, does it flow really fast?
No.
And it doesn't spray out of the "wrong" hole, either.
NS
You got a PA?
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
NS
You got a PA?
Watteh!
Used to have PA and Frenum for about ten years, but new OH got sacred of them, so they went.
The Guiche piercing stayed though.
quote:Originally posted by nothingspecial:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
NS
You got a PA?
Watteh!
Used to have PA and Frenum for about ten years, but new OH got sacred of them, so they went.
The Guiche piercing stayed though.
Oh ouch now you made my knees go weird
Why was he scared of them?
Yes. I can stop it, if I have to. It's a good idea to practice that...
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Oh ouch now you made my knees go weird
Why was he scared of them?
I seem to have that effect on people
He was scared of tooth chippage, and ring pullage
*fnar!*
quote:Originally posted by nothingspecial:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Oh ouch now you made my knees go weird
Why was he scared of them?
I seem to have that effect on people
He was scared of tooth chippage, and ring pullage
*fnar!*
Lawdy I have mental images
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Lawdy I have mental images
FILTH!
You started it 
Hehehe, yeah, yeah i did! 
Yes, I can play staccato.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Yes, I can play staccato.
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Yes, I can play staccato.
And vibrato!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Yes, I can play staccato.
And vibrato!
quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
Your name could be my stage name!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
Your name could be my stage name!
It could be but your no lady.
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
It could be but your no lady.
I shall pretend!
I could wear flouncy skirts and everyfink!