And no... it's not Pete Burns' lips.
And no... it's not Pete Burns' lips.
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<---- my face actually does look like this right now!
A pepper?
Trollop's third leg? 
I'm going back to sleepquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
A pepper?
Oh, well that ruined THAT game, PDQ
W-H-O-O-P
I've still got it ... it never left me, lol
I've still got it ... it never left me, lol
quote:Originally posted by suzybean:
Sorry, Suze, et al
*bleaches brain after Blizzie's comment*
I'd like to apologise for my genius
it becomes a burden sometimes
it becomes a burden sometimes
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
I'd like to apologise for my genius
it becomes a burden sometimes
You ruined my game
I bet you enjoy telling kids that there's no Santa an all
ok ok is it an erm .... c*ck
I'm still struggling to see it as a pepper...
it just looks... painful to me!
it just looks... painful to me!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I'm still struggling to see it as a pepper...
it just looks... painful to me!
I imagine it would be extremely painful if used as Renton's previous suggection
Dirtypretty - its best you do not have bouncy cuddles with men-folk then , ok
i see as a pepper as well.. or a new variety of salamander, evolved from some weird volcanic lake
avoids mentioning the obvious..
avoids mentioning the obvious..
I'm ashamed I'm even gonna post this, but I'm having trouble winding down after a mental shift at work
whatever helps you unwind... it's fine quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
I'm ashamed I'm even gonna post this, but I'm having trouble winding down after a mental shift at work
That's that new chilli I've heard about, Penis Chilli It's supposed to make your eyes water.
I'm off to bed before I show myself up. Note to self add uncooked vegetable's to sig.
quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
It's not really helping me unwind, but it's put me in mind of a few ex conquests
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
I'm ashamed I'm even gonna post this, but I'm having trouble winding down after a mental shift at work
That's that new chilli I've heard about, Penis Chilli It's supposed to make your eyes water.
I'm off to bed before I show myself up. Note to self add uncooked vegetable's to sig.
Nothing eye watering about that as long as we apply the ole 'safety first' adage.
*snaps on latex gloves*
filth monger
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
filth monger
I have never been so
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
It's not really helping me unwind, but it's put me in mind of a few ex conquests
this one would be crossed off my list!
Bozz, I was just about to settle down to sleep
i fell asleep after my dinner and am wide awake, nite sec 
Vegetables shaped vaguely like tackle. Has it really come to this?
Seccy: there is a career just waiting for you presenting a new series of That's Life
Seccy: there is a career just waiting for you presenting a new series of That's Life
quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
Vegetables shaped vaguely like tackle
Hey, at least I ain't got tackle shaped vaguely like a vegetable
I was tired and slightly delirious, ok
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
Vegetables shaped vaguely like tackle
Hey, at least I ain't got tackle shaped vaguely like a vegetable
I was tired and slightly delirious, ok
Ah!
I'm glad you're in early. Before you sort the post, would you bring a pot of java up to the conference room?
quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
Vegetables shaped vaguely like tackle
Hey, at least I ain't got tackle shaped vaguely like a vegetable
I was tired and slightly delirious, ok
Ah!
I'm glad you're in early. Before you sort the post, would you bring a pot of java up to the conference room?
Si, boss.
Just as soon as you unhandcuff me from the desk.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Si, boss.
Just as soon as you unhandcuff me from the desk.
But you swallowed the key, in amongst the oysters
quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Si, boss.
Just as soon as you unhandcuff me from the desk.
But you swallowed the key, in amongst the oysters
Ah, shouldn't have to wait too long then
I think I'll go to Starbucks
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
And no... it's not Pete Burns' lips.
I darent say lol
Sorry, but even with my specs on, how is THAT a pepper 
Whatever it is, it looks like it's got some prosciutto/Parma ham wrapped around it
Whatever it is, it looks like it's got some prosciutto/Parma ham wrapped around it
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:
Sorry, but even with my specs on, how is THAT a pepper
Whatever it is, it looks like it's got some prosciutto/Parma ham wrapped around it
It's a mutant pepper!