Velvet! you need to get out more pal! 

Nah, go on Velvet. You can, I'm frightened

Cold  for Velvet

loosens corsets and let's them all hang out    That do ya?  

I did, but nobody gives a damn.

With one breath D'Artagnian was by velvet's side, he roughly took her in his arms and showered kisses on her pert breasts....etc. ( over to the more creative amongst you)

All for one and one for all he whispered as he slowly unsheathed his fearsome weapon