Two tits in the hot tub

Just one word....

..I filmed it off the net with me phone..

Frankie looked like he was about to start screaming....in horror!

Oh my GOD!  This is horrific.  Denise is only 5 years younger than my mother, and is actually old enough to be Frankie's GRANDMOTHER, never mind his mother!  She is sooooooooo embarrassing!  I have a cousin who I don't see too often, who is 48 now, and she has 5 kids - the first two she had at 17 and 18, (boys,) by one man who she split up with when they were 4 and 5....  and then she had the third at 26 (a girl -  she split up with her dad when she was one,)  and then she had two more girls at 32 and 33.  (she split up with their dad when they were babies.)

 

Anyway, when her 2 boys were about 12 to 14, and the first girl about 4 or 5, she was about 30, and she regularly had loads of boys around - (friends of her 2 sons,) and she used to let them stay.. She often dumped her first daughter on her parents, and got drunk with these lads and her two sons, and went clubbing with them, and hung around town with them... and the whole family thought she was actually quite disturbed and desperate and attention seeking, and even after she had the other 2 girls in the mid 30s, (whose father she split up with when they were babies,) she STILL acted like a desperate old slapper.

 

Now she is late 40,s and STILL tries to get 'down with the kids,' but her 3 oldest kids are mid to late 20s and have kids of their own and don't visit her a lot, and her 2 young girls (mid teens now,) HATE it when she tries to be pally with their mates and they keep their boyfriends away from her.  Even at 48, she tries to act young, and many people she knows now, think she is a sad and desperate slapper.  She dates 18 to 23 year old lads with baseball caps and it's so embarrassing, and she has tacky tattooes that her pal did and dyes her hair black (even though it has never been black!) and she still goes clubbing with friends 15 years younger than her.

 

Her and Denise would get on well.   Upshot is, no matter how some people say that people should be allowed to behave how they want at any age, you DO behave a certain way when you get to a certain age...  And it is NOT the way that Denise behaves.  She is just a sad old slapper.   

I'm torn GJ,part of me says: they're only breasts and the other part of me says; why get 'em out on national TV? The 'kids' on there obviously thought that she was embarrassing herself, so maybe her kids thought the same? (whatever part of Cheshire they live)..Then again it's okay for them to get 'em out in the 'lad's mags' but I suppose they think that's more 'tasteful'?

Soooo, maybe it's an age thing...or a drunk thing?......Whichever, she certainly likes getting 'em out and thinks it's funny 

I can't work out how to multi quote so:

GJ: She's playing a blinder isn't she?

Cups: She's just a sad old slapper

 

Wonders if the two things are broadly of the same meaning?

Common as muck!

Fess up Stonks,you were in the runs filming,the secret of the pervy camera operator is out.

I thought that being in the limelight was what celebs did. : puzzled : that's why they are there. I also thought that Frankie was in his thirties. Elsewhere, do I detect a faint hint of ageism?

You could be right..if you see some zoom ins on Frankies dangly bits, you know its me....

Not from me Joe but it is Chavism or Deniseism..she just discusts me..she discusts Mr stonks aswell and he's closer to her age than me....

and dont forget she ran off with kevin webster..

 I'd gouge my eyes out,and yours.There's pervey but that sight would be depraved.

I'd say: YUP

I'd have to agree with GJ. Sorry ..........................but - all around you on holiday women of all shapes and sizes and ages get their boobs out (personally I don't) but - I don't find it offensive TBH. As (dare I say) I don't find Denise particularly offensive!

It's true! On holidays, particularly on the Baltic coast, women of all ages go for the natural look. So it doesn't offend me when young women like Denise do the same.

not kidding i dont even wear low cut tops!!! I AM 46    I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER go topless , apart from looking daft ma da would skelp ma legs 

Denise was not on holiday sunbathing, she was out to shock...........I wonder what her opinion of the twins would have been if they had got in the hot tub with Frankie, giggling like schoolgirls flaunting their boobs?

Just showed a clip on BBBOTS and Denise said whats a better way to end an evening than get your tits out for the young ones.

I'm not offended by her going topless.. and of course women do it on holiday all the time.   I'm only offended (not quite the right word) by her reasons for doing it.   She wasn't sunbathing...she's not a naturist.. she's trying to appear 'fun' and 'up for it' ... and she's trying way too hard. 

....I also think how does her family feel and how she will cope with the possible negative reaction to her antics when she comes out.

She will go for the sympathy vote,it will be tears now.Michael will be blamed for all her actions .

It's looking that way Erin..

i feel for her i do , she is obviously up for a laugh and likes a drink , but i feel there is a limit and she is just embarrising herself now 

If at 53 she blames instead of being truthful with herself there's not much chance of change,sadly.

You know Joe I've detected that too!

 

No matter their age people are still 'allowed' to have fun! It's got absolutely nothing to do with age and everything to do with self respect! As long as people respect themselves why the hell can't they have as much fun as they want? Age is totally irrelevant 

its what drinkers do erin, its always someone elses fault, you cant help them unless they admit theres a problem. drinkers never walk away from an arguement, they just get nastier and nastier, and then when they sober up they are always full of remorse, and can spin anything and blame it on anyone apart from themselves

LOL. I was agreeing with GJ!

And thats what Denise has been doing ,the others should not enable her and call her out .Michael did tonight at the noms and she didn't like the truth.

I know ................i just can't mutli quote . i press the quote button like a maniac in order to be seen to be vaguely on topic!

Ahhhh Mr but what if yer old mam goddem out in a "whey hey lads look at these" kinda way rather than I'm quietly sunbathing and I don't want strap marks/ tits are tits what's the big deal kindda way?....That's the difference for me

i wore a woolly hat with pom poms  other day my daughter said i was an emmbaresment  wow what if i done that lol 

53 is no age. Mebbees she'll calm down later on. I feel slightly perverted. As I joined the Upper Sixth she would have been a mere third former. Thank Bog that In the water she wore a big eye on a halter string.

Justa, spot on

You have, in one swell foop, convinced me that I am not a drinker.

Ha Ha.....remember my sis dropping off her kids at school in her business suit and them being embarrassed...begging her to wear leggins etc. to 'be like the other mums'

The shame game V the blame game ,and round and around it goes,sadly.