http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...-lover-backfire.html
Why would you lie about something so serious as a pasty?! 
that cornwall pasty place is shit anyway!! He would have been much better off blagging it about a Greggs chicken bake!
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Cheese and onion slice.
25p back in the day.
Nooooo! the Greggs pasty has it!........that is all!
Pasty - huge gaff - utter embarrasment.
Petrol - huge gaff - utter embarrasment.
Next....!? 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Pasty - huge gaff - utter embarrasment.
Petrol - huge gaff - utter embarrasment.
Next....!?
I love how much of a w@^&*ÂĢr he is looking!
hahahahahahhhh!! Ewwww! That's like aversion therapy, put me off Greggs now!
Gingster's spinsters.
Similar to the Granny Tax. 
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
hahahahahahhhh!! Ewwww! That's like aversion therapy, put me off Greggs now!
C'mon! you're upper half! you should be able to overcome 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
hahahahahahhhh!! Ewwww! That's like aversion therapy, put me off Greggs now!
C'mon! you're upper half! you should be able to overcome
Hahahah! The very thought of Osborne's bumhole .. all too much for me 
Why couldn't he tax the sausage rolls in Greggs? They taste like piss anyway...
Originally Posted by MrMincePie:
Why couldn't he tax the sausage rolls in Greggs? They taste like piss anyway...
I think he did 
He should be taxed on his porkie pies .
