From what i've seen its a load of old tripe.

Thats not really the answer I was looking for Croc

I'm not really interested in it as a sport, I just want to be prepared for the night

Jeans and an ipod....

That bad? If i get home with trampled feet and deaf in one ear I'll not be happy!

Oh God

I have checked, and it's quite rowdy, quite lary, with erm lots of geezers and stuff, and you get to see a few fights and apparently you end up getting right involved (I'll probably end up getting in the cage )  It's called MMA (mixed martial arts) because you use a mixture of martial arts (you still with me? )

But I wouldn't be donning your Sunday best dear, like no frills or hats or doilies or owt!

I need to tell him how many passes I'll need, so need to see if Saz wants to come along aswell (it's not far from her)

This gives you an idea

He supported your typo group aswell

Smileypants will be so JELLUS

Who's Smileypants?

Erm...Smiler...get yer brain out the ring for five minutes

Can't you just visit your local public house?

Not on this occasion Blizzie

PHWOAR!

Them fighters are a bit yum!

Well the one on top is!

Fab night out!

Well done bird, you just bought it back into focus for me

I'm only going for the drink on the freemans

Oh my days its getting better and better

Did i tell you I went brunette?  I shall re do it in a couple of weeks for the occasion and if I disgrace myself I'll go back blonde and no one will ever know me

he is fit isn't he?

wonder if there are a lot of buff ones...  

I'd imagined Giant Haystacks  Big Daddy type leotard & belly action!

Karma and ikee get involved.

I've done that a couple of times with wigs in the past.... 

entered club as a red head (bobbed wig)...   partied...   left the club a blonde again!

as you do

From what I've seen, aye missus

Lizzie! Hahahahaha!

Do you know, I have not been out, as a single person, since I was 21....and I am a bit petrified?

bloody hell!

You're gonna love it!

I have just noticed that the fella on the floor in that pic has got a foot like a boney flipper!

If there are lots of horrid man feet flying around I will cry

You know what they say about men with feet like bony flippers - hung like a frog! 

Euuuuwww!

I hadn't noticed his foot.

I am gonna have to save that pic and photoshop some socks onto him now!

You shouldn't have mentioned the feet.... you need to ignore their feet... I think there may be quite a bit of toe splaying involved

It was why I used to be quite aggressive at karate, cos I used to get so pished off that someones clammy foot had touched me!

Bloody hell is it that long? And what's this about brunettiness??

Anyway... the bloke on top is the really hot one.. and his feet are nicely blurred and undefineable.

I shall just crop the other bloke out of it altogether I think.   Perhaps I could put me underneath instead!

Pssst Dits I've been posting some old skool ravin choons in the what are listening to now thread

look at his thighs!! LOOK AT THEM!!!  

oooh...   argghh... I can't remember it now....

I heard a complete blast from the past the other day... I thought of you.... its gonna bug the life out me now, cos it was one that I'd totally forgotten about....

*wanders up to the music thread to have a look*

He's got a receding hairline Ditty...

who cares?

have you seen his thighs xoch!!

They are, indeed, meaty...

I'm so not excited

My router just decided to stop working... for ages!

But now I am back...

why you not so excited K?

Because I have a date that I'm sure will be most underwhelming

ooooh!

*supresses smile*

you can always lose them  (I assume its a them)

actually .... 30's dating is fab... I loved it!

So much easier than when your in your teens n twenties!

You go out... you are polite to each other... and no assumption of sex, fumblings or even a snog!

Its so bloody civilised!