I'd like to buy Aimee a year's supply of white goods.....

For Demantoid.http://www.petmembersite.com/petblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hamster_christmas_0003.jpg

For Demantoid

For Cinds:

Oooooh thanks Suzi

For Pengy!!

peeks in thread

**sobs**

I never get any bluddy pressies

Stomps off

For Olly!!

errrr . ..ummm 

ta slim... tho I am quite partial to my fly

Reference: This is going to be the best christmas ever!

Katty that is hilarious!!

For Bizzie

For Sarum:

Thankies Ferny my igloo looks lovely and snug

For your trip to London 

 Cheers Pengy...think it might just be big enough for all me purchases!!

For Fabienne!...

Thanks, slim, that's lovely.xxx

For Puss!!....

For Suzi Q

OMG special sauce i love it, and i love you


FOR CINDS:

You love me, yet you give me fat ladies leg being carved kebab

i give you me running by you in white with one i did try to find a woman in white but google didnt play

This would have done.

 


Imagine me behind her ready to pounce at the slightest stumble

OH MY GOD thats wonderful

did you get an extended warranty?   and for you a new zimmer frame with fairy lights on

Hahaha Aimee, you beat me to it! I was going to chip in with Baz and buy you extended warranties for them all
As I have a feeling you may need them.........


I give to all the Footy Fred Peeps a season for their teams filled with loads of success and no injuries (except when playing Arsenal of course!)

i'm cursed veggie  the cooker broke, the washing machine flooded the kitchen, chopped the top off my thumb and today the TV and internet went pftt and its only Thursday

But of course oooo and thanks for the new zimmer...... but where are the missiles

Thank you Soops!  xxxx

*ignores talk of knackered appliances*  I have come on here to try not to think about it!

I would get this for Ducky.... cos I know she loves this film... and I know she hasn't seen it for a while!

 

 Taster to get you in the mood Ducky....

"Oh Tony, just one more thing.... you don't have it!"
  
"Tony, what are you doing, Tony put me down"

 " I didn't tell him to do a solo!"

"Jump goddammit Jump!"

*Wavey arm in the air dance*

For the ditty one..

For Ditty to practice the moves 

Lanyardtastic!     Thank you Slinkeh! 



Low!  lmao!  There is a BOOK called The Noodle Dance... I am so getting one of them...    thank you xx



*scoots off to Amazon*

Love it!

These should keep you going for a bit 

For Cinds..




(it was the only inflatable Angus they had left..)

Thanks Beamers!

Thanks Slinki

Suzi, if I could I would get you one of these

Cinds, I appreciate the thought!  That is pretty gross though.  Trollop was saving me a pig's kidney in his freezer.  I am not of the porcine persausion though.

It is a pretty gross picture isn't it, I should have just drawn one.

I hate to imagine what is in trollops freezer!!