when i say crumpets are like bath sponges, I don't mean scottish crumpets which are more like very thin pancakes. I like them.. fruit one are lovely. The little holey things Warburtons do in packets are just ... nothing...
You have to be selective in your crumpet purchasing, I agree Wharburtons are rubbish as is all their bread.
whose crumpets are good then.. tell me and I'll slow toast them on a fork at the fire and if they're still rubbish I'll seek you out.
I only ever buy Warburtons if I'm buying presliced bread. I love their multiseed loaf and their processed to within an inch of its life white.