So I have a 14 year old with a bum fluff moustache. I have told him he either shaves it, or I will blow on it like a dandelion clock (however many blows it takes for it to disappear will be how many years it will take for a real moustache to grow). Mr Cinds said we should just let the dogs lick it off.
Parents of Gaga, how on earth do you get your teenage boy to get rid of the silly looking bum fluff that he thinks is a moustache?
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stick a label saying "moustache enhancing cream" over a tube of Veet... leave it on display in the bathroom 
stick a label saying "moustache enhancing cream" over a tube of Veet... leave it on display in the bathroom
you is eebil 
Tell him shaving makes it grow thicker
but awwww though..
My 14 year old is still on "leg hair watch"
Tell him shaving makes it grow thicker
I've tried that 
Mr Cinds says over and over the kid 'is not mine' he means mine as I cannot be his mother, cos he is just too dopey
but awwww though..
My 14 year old is still on "leg hair watch"
His legs are HAIRY, they put Mr Cinds hairy legs to shame
Tell him he could end up looking like this.....
I'm not knitting for him you know 
While he's sleeping - smooth on some Immac ...............do they still make that stuff? Used to smell awful!
but awwww though..
My 14 year old is still on "leg hair watch"
His legs are HAIRY, they put Mr Cinds hairy legs to shame
My daughters legs are the hairiest in the house.. its disgusting..
she's saving the veet for a special occasion apparently..
her leg hair is so long that she gets that painful hair that you get when you've had your hair in a ponytail.. she gets that on her leg hair when she's had tights on pressing it all in one direction!
While he's sleeping - smooth on some Immac ...............do they still make that stuff? Used to smell awful!
Yeah.. its called Veet now though
I'm not knitting for him you know
You could threaten him with a "home knit" school jumper.
but awwww though..
My 14 year old is still on "leg hair watch"
I'm an hairy fecker I had leg hair at 5 years old....no joke , got hairy arms and bum too(which ain't fun 
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Oddly i don't have a hairy back, I only have mildly hairy chest and i didn't get bum fluff till i was 17.
I'm an hairy fecker I had leg hair at 5 years old....no joke , got hairy arms and bum too(which ain't fun ).
Oddly i don't have a hairy back, I only have mildly hairy chest and i didn't get bum fluff till i was 17.
That made me imagine it looking like you are wearing a pair of hairy pants
My eldest is like that too...he's 13 and has the hairiest legs ever and this god awful bum fluff tache which makes it look like he hasn't washed properly!!! We can't persuade him to shift it as he wants to grow a beard like the ZZ Top dudes so he can sit in class and stroke it in an 'intelligent looking way'....I kid you not!!! This, combined with his long blond hair that cascades down his back, means that soon it will look as though I gave birth to Chewbacca!!!! My youngest (aged 9) is devestated that he didn't win the pube race....he just refused to accept that it was never going to happen to him first!! He even threatened to pluck his brothers pubes out.....the reply he got was 'It's like the blooming black forest down there mate, you'll get bored before you even clear an area the size of a pea'......and I can't begin to tell you how fed up I am hearing the 'my knoob is so long you can.......' stories from both of them......
....sometimes I do wonder if my family are normal
I'm an hairy fecker I had leg hair at 5 years old....no joke , got hairy arms and bum too(which ain't fun ).
Oddly i don't have a hairy back, I only have mildly hairy chest and i didn't get bum fluff till i was 17.
That made me imagine it looking like you are wearing a pair of hairy pants
That made me feel a bit faint.....and not in a Scarlett O'Hara swooning way....
MrsB, that account of your boys really made me laugh Thankfully I only have the one so there can be no competition, unless of course Mr Cinds suddenly starts feeling threatened by the manliness of boy Cinds bum fluff moustache.
My 19 year old has been bet by his friends that he wouldn't be able to not shave for a month.
The trouble is, he won't care and will easily win the bet, but it will just look like a chin strap!
Cinds, my boys have me in fits most of the time! We are a scarily open family which is great as a rule although I do sometimes regret it...esp the whole 'pube watch' saga....every morning my youngest would holler through to his brother 'Well...have you got one yet cos I haven't'....he was mighty hacked off the day when the affirmitive reply came!!! Thankfully, my eldest didn't insist on parading his body fluff around for all to see!! Mind you, this meant that the little one didn't believe him and therefore launched a ninja raid on the bathroom....he soon discovered his big brother wasn't lying 
and he got a shampoo bottle thrown at him for all his effort...it really wasn't his day!!!!!
Buy him an electric razor...worked for my 15 year old Grandson....
Also telling him he looked like a wally helped...
Buy him an electric razor...worked for my 15 year old Grandson....
Also telling him he looked like a wally helped...
That's a great idea coming up to Christmas and all. Honestly, he looks ridiculous. This is quite an accurate image of him. (Apart from he isn't yellow and doesn't have an orange nose)
Buy him an electric razor...worked for my 15 year old Grandson....
Also telling him he looked like a wally helped...
That's a great idea coming up to Christmas and all. Honestly, he looks ridiculous. This is quite an accurate image of him. (Apart from he isn't yellow and doesn't have an orange nose)
Cinds.....concentrate on the poor luvs monobrow....
Syd we've had that one, when he attacked it with a razor, I do have a photo of that somewhere
Syd we've had that one, when he attacked it with a razor, I do have a photo of that somewhere
I've only lived through two girls.....the hormones and lacquered quiffs caused me great distress, as well as having to keep a hold on all me creams and cosmetics 
.....Grandson is 6...he is an angel ....hair and hormone free...so far.....
