I would like to apologise on behalf of Scotland.
wot a plonker
*looks away from all sharp implements* 
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I would like to apologise on behalf of Scotland.
Poor guy..he`s not the full shilling.
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looks away from all sharp implements
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would like to apologise on behalf of Scotland.
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I would like to apologise on behalf of Scotland.
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oor guy..he`s not the full shilling.
but why do they keep letting him through - just to provide laughs - seems a bit cruel really
Thank God for adverts 
On second thoughts *eyes up knife block* 
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On second thoughts *eyes up knife block*
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but why do they keep letting him through - just to provide laughs - seems a bit cruel really
I agree rosgirl. That`s what this show`s about...unfortunately.Reference:
*eyes up knife block*
Tiddly things can only get better
Oh please spare us from this
this is the second subu
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h please spare us from this
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she is good apparently
Oh is she Ros?
Janey`s the double of my old Mum`s pal..she was a belter of a singer. 
not bad
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Janey`s the double of my old Mum`s pal..she was a belter of a singer
Awwww
Janey`s invited to my New Year party!
Gawn yersel' Granny - gets up from chair!!!! 
Janey I meant...no you Scotty
Janey I meant...no you Scotty
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Janey`s the double of my old Mum`s pal..she was a belter of a singer.
I thought she was going to be rubbish
You were right Ros
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Gawn yersel' Granny
ROFL !!!!!
standing ovation
Janey to win
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Gawn yersel' Granny - gets up from chair!!!! Janey I meant...no you Scotty
Look at yir reference 
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Janey to win
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You were right Ros
- it was in the paper today
I've just said to Mr LB the Queen would like her! And now I feel a bit 
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aney to win
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She cannae wait tae tell 'er freend! Bet she gates lots merr freends this week
She'll be the talk o' Glesga toon the nicht
see you next week - or tomorrow
thanks for the laughs
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Look at yir reference
It wis jist a wee joke pal... by the way 
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the Queen would like her
Wonder if Her Maj watches this