this sort of thing is the reason I don't usually watch this.     

Hi Yogi 

Oh dearie me!

Hi Yogi.

I think they should have sung Boogie Woogie BUGLE Boy

Hi Kaffy.

Cruel but funny.  Hi Cosi.

She should have stuck to the signing

Tell me people don't let her near their kids?

Where's Rocky for a KO right now

Harsh  

Are you feeding Simon his lines?

Ray's waistcoat was the best part of that act.

Is that Jim Bowen - or the new Pope?

Beige suits

Out of tune beige suits!

Don't mention the Pope and organs in the same breath

 I love when David Walliams stirs up the audience.

Yep, I'm his script writer

funnily enough.. I started typing that post wiht 'is the guy with the organ....' but I knew it was asking for trouble in here.  

And black v neck t-shirt BAAAAAAD

Going to have a quick shower and eat supper before The Voice, might see you there?

Yeah.  Stoppit Supes and Yogi

Definitely   I always turn over before BGT finishes

Every possibility !

I did nuffin, I iz innocent.

I'll be there.

Gerrimoff

Aaron Crow - Mentalist  

and he is too...

 True Fact!

"Do not try this at home"

I won't. I'd die of terminal boredom before the pineapple turned into chunks

Quite fitting that he's done up in tin foil - what a turkey.

On that note - I'm off to microwave my M&S pasta before the Voice   

See you soon.

Laters, Kaff

I can't be arsed with this staring, non-speaking tosh.

He thinks it makes him mysterious. How wrong could he be!

Hello everyone I thought the show was starting now.

I didn't like the presentation, Yogi.  The 'tricks' were ok though.

That last guy could clearly see through the blindfolds he was wearing.

Hi Pretty   I'll be scooting over to The Voice before this programme finishes.

There's been a couple of ok acts but far too many duff ones too.

TBH im fed up with talent shows is the voice any good? I tried it last year and found it alittle cringey and the winner is not a star now.

Vids

The Voice is ok, Pretty.  Put it this way, the earlier stages are more bearable than on BGT (imo).