He doesn't even live over here.

Bet he wins

See now he is the only act I would have put through this week.....

He's the only one I would wnat to see again.

American Judges, French dancers, Italian producers!

(The last One may be a lie, maybe)

We've been invaded.

Goodnight all.

Night everyone - see you next week

Popped in to say ..............Night Night.  And ............................................................FGS it's Britains Got Talent! Why have we got people flying in from France? It's not like he even lives here!

Told you I was in that sort of mood!

Amanda stops the boy band,asks them to sing another song,they do ,she smiles they are through..

"It's not like he even lives here"!

Thank God for the Romanian guy ,the French guy.Britain aint got any talent.

BGNT.

TV chiefs will risk the wrath of watchdog Ofcom and viewers when they unleash their most shocking act ever on family show Britain's Got Talent.

We told last month that Britney Spears tribute act Lorna Bliss, 30, had been banned by bosses because she was too raunchy.

But footage of her performing 29-year-old Britney’s hit Toxic, originally due to be shown three weeks ago, will be screened tonight – before the watershed.

And the scantily clad lass spices up her stage show with a lesbian-style routine where she kisses Amanda, 40.

Lorna also throws herself across the panel’s desk and gets David Hasselhoff, 58, and Michael McIntyre, 34, all hot and bothered.

Judge Amanda gasps: “I loved the taste of your cherry lip gloss.”

The raunchy routine will run the risk of upsetting TV watch-dogs Ofcom, but it’s not the only backlash show boss Simon Cowell, 51, is facing.

Lorna gets the thumbs-down from the three judges, but the decision has been reversed by bosses.

They want “more glamour’’ for the live semi-finals in a few weeks.

Other acts on tonight’s show include the scary acrobatic daredevils Circus Of Horrors, Royal Marine drummers The Highwaymen, circus variety act Enchantment and trolley dancers The Hot Pot Theatre Company.

Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy act The Entertainanator, a Scottish singer named Jai, 24, wacky Thai dancer Wachiraporn, 27, and a dance trio called Two And A Half Men will also perform for the judges.

Britain’s Got Talent is on ITV1 at 8pm.

I'll be watching Eurovision tonight, so won't be joining you for BGT.

I'll watch it tomorrow on catch-up.

Forgot it was on 

I watched it on catch-up this morning.

There were a couple of half decent acts this week - I liked the singer from Ayrshire, Jai McDowell. 

I missed last week due to Eurovisioning

Had it recorded but couldn't be bothered watching it knowing the carp they would be showing.

Hi Miss S.

Evening Yogi- thought you'd be just behind me

Aye that's me, bringing up the coo's tail, as usual.

Not keen on magic acts

Big build up, I wonder if they'll be any good.

I love the music.

Not bad - a quick changeover.

Actually that was quite impressive

What piece of music is that Yogi? I recognise it from somewhere....

That`s why his face skin is like that. He`s been in the microwave. 

Evening Miss S, Yogi   

Evening Scotty

It's the intro from a Michael Buble song, Cry Me A River.

Hello Scotty.

Thanks, so it is

Gorgeous wee dogs

Miss S, Yogi  

Here comes Melanie and her hat.  

I love dogs but I'm fed up with dog acts.

That was rubbish.

There are very few dogs that can actually put on an act... these wee dogs were unintentionally funny

Melanie looks insane. 

Agreed.

You`ll be loving this then Yogi.