Me.

Aimee, my Virgin TV guide says it is on at 7.15pm but they are showing You've Been Framed. Is it on your TV atm?

Ah, thanks Velvet.  I turned over to what Mr Yogi calls ITV England and there is football on, so that makes sense.

Who are the judges this year?

Simon, Amanda, Alesha and David Walliams.

Oh I like Mr Walliams.

I'll go watch it.

Ta,x

Penalties.

Please ask them to hurry up.

About 50 mins left.

It's not on yet, there are some people in shorts.

The announcer said BGT will start at 8pm. He better be right.

Arsenal beat Wigan 4-2 on penalties.

That's me done then.

Quick bath, iron a shirt and off out for a beer and a feed.

Have a good time.

Thanks Yogi.

I have a bit of a headache, need to drop a few tab s before I go.  

 Hope the headache lifts.

Thanks I rarely get them so it does not take much to ease them.

I love Ant and Dec.

The long eared owl is gorgeous.

But the act is useless.

I'm not having much luck with threads recently

 You're destroying threads as well as white goods now.

So that's an immoveable owl and a bloke who eats like a gannet.

This is Saturday night entertainment folks   

 And we have nothing better to do than watch it! Hi Cosi.

Yee-ha! 

A bit manic but I liked the dance troop.

I've not missed anything then?   I don't usually watch this, but there's a void where The voice used to be.

'allo lovely 

Of course, watching Simon and Amanda's faces slowly droop/collapse is the only alternative  

 They are so pumped up with fillers and botox, I'm half expecting their faces to explode.

Evening Kaffs. It's better than nothing, I suppose.

Ooooh, it's all a bit 'goodness gracious' innit 

I've never watched a whole episode right through - I've only seen bits and pieces.  (I'm reading the gypsie thread atm too..)

These guys must be in an am dram group!

oh.. Westlife meets Lloyd Webber!

Not what I expected when they went onto the stage, but not bad.

Cliff Richard's love child(ren)