Re: Brian's career?

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Xochi

I've been chatting to greenandpink tonight, and because she can't post at the moment, this is the future we've planned out for him.

Well, basically, after Brucie retires from SCD and Claudia Winkelman is promoted to the main programme as she should be, because she is way more talented on that platform than Tess Daly....

Brian should, and must, be made presenter of 'SCD It Takes Two!' Cam you imagine him locked in a dance move demo with Len?!

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Loney&SadMember

Is he still doing phone-in bingo at the moment? I'm thinking of setting up my own channel.

9/6/105:50 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Is he still doing phone-in bingo at the moment?

He's in the BB house at the moment Beardy.

9/6/105:57 PM

Loney&SadMember

I know that non-Beardy, honest!

9/6/105:58 PM

LeccyMember

I've never seen SCD

9/6/105:59 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I've never seen SCD

I know it sounds like a venereal disease Leccylion.... and I admit it is contagious viewing.

9/6/106:04 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I know that non-Beardy, honest!

Good. You've got to now these subtle things about reality TV.

9/6/106:06 PM

LeccyMember

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I know it sounds like a venereal disease Leccylion.... and I admit it is contagious viewing.

I like lots of other crap, X factor, the idiots in the Jungle (BB obviously)...even Fame Academy...I daren't push my luck with the ice skating and dancing though, the family will probably launch the telly out of the window

9/6/106:12 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

It is only an hour or so a week Leccy... is that too much to ask of your family?

Tell them you need to do cold turkey after BB!

9/6/106:17 PM

Loney&SadMember

it has sequins. Capitalists love sequins.

9/6/106:20 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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it has sequins.

Wot has?! Your beard?!

9/6/106:23 PM

Loney&SadMember

I DO NOT HAVE A CAPITALIST BEARD!

9/6/106:27 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I DO NOT HAVE A CAPITALIST BEARD!

You are shouting at me in a very dictatorial manner!

9/6/106:31 PM

Loney&SadMember

Who you think think I am, Stalin?

Stalin = moustache
Marx = beard and moustache

9/6/106:36 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

But you were so lovely when you were younger... facial hair didn't work for you in the end....

9/6/106:54 PM

Loney&SadMember

It makes me look distinguished. That's important when you're fighting capitalism.

9/6/106:58 PM

LeccyMember

Che Guevara's beard was rubbish.

9/6/107:01 PM

Loney&SadMember

I don't know how he gets on so many t shirts.

9/6/107:06 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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It makes me look distinguished

Disarming the Red Army might have worked just as well though...

And you wouldn't have to have worried about getting soup in your beard!

9/6/107:07 PM

LeccyMember

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I don't know how he gets on so many t shirts.

He had a Norton, people like folks on motorbikes. Look at Evel Knievel.

9/6/107:08 PM

LeccyMember

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And you wouldn't have to have worried about getting soup in your beard!

Beards are handy for that, you can save some for when you've got none left.

9/6/107:09 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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He had a Norton, people like folks on motorbikes. Look at Evel Knievel.

Your still don't get around the fundamental beard issue here though Leccy. The world could have been so much different if Che didn't have a beard!!

9/6/107:12 PM

LeccyMember

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Your still don't get around the fundamental beard issue here though Leccy. The world could have been so much different if Che didn't have a beard!!

I think that's more to do with the quality of the beard. Darwin had a fine beard.

9/6/107:15 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I think that's more to do with the quality of the beard. Darwin had a fine beard.

I really think you're splitting hairs now Leccy!

9/6/107:17 PM

LeccyMember

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I really think you're splitting hairs now Leccy!

Take this to PM. we don't have to do this pubically!

9/6/107:19 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Take this to PM. we don't have to do this pubically!

No! I am not discussing hair issues any longer! This thread was about Brian!

I blame Beardy!

9/6/107:24 PM

LeccyMember

Ah yeah, Brian. I liked him on SMTV or CD:UK or whatever it was.

9/6/107:25 PM

brisketMember Memoriam

I think Brian is in the final throes of a desperate attempt to hang on to any recognition he may now have as a lower list celebrity.
I can imagine him just fading away.
What may have made him reasonably popular in Big Brother is not sufficient to sustain a career outside that programme - especially if one has no noticeable talent.

9/6/107:36 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Ah yeah, Brian. I liked him on SMTV or CD:UK or whatever it was.

Oh. He hasn't had the illustrious career I thought he should have and could have then?

Never mind!

And nite all about still!

9/6/107:39 PM

LeccyMember

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Oh. He hasn't had the illustrious career I thought he should have and could have then?

I liked him, he was a natural for kids telly

Night Xochwhatsits

9/6/107:40 PM

LiverpoollassMember

Brian would be quite good at SCD

9/7/1012:07 AM

Garage JoeMember

Perhaps he might use his undoubted charisma in uniting the communist party of Great Britain? I can't see him doing anything on the tellybox and SCD is just plain wrong.

9/7/1012:19 AM

DemantoidMember

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BB and The Apprentice are the only 'reality' telly I watch. I used to watch SCD but went right off it after the John Sargeant fiasco and stopped all together when they fired Arlene.

I seem to remember Brian presenting some terrible graveyard slot phone-in quiz called The Mint. I was always surprised he didn't get more a a TV career after BB. Something tells me he might be a bit 'difficult'.

9/7/101:27 AM

CarnelianMember 10 years

Isn't it official BBC law that Graham Norton or John Barrowman gets those kind of gigs? Just what the BBC needs, another camp presenter hosting another reality show!

9/7/103:10 AM

liverbirdMember 10 years

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Brian should, and must, be made presenter of 'SCD It Takes Two!' Cam you imagine him locked in a dance move demo with Len?!

Excellent idea Xochi!

9/7/102:26 PM

Green&PinkMember

9/7/102:30 PM

Loney&SadMember

Garage Joe's idea is an interesting one. I think he should do that, or maybe GMTV.

9/7/102:31 PM

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