Ooh she has to do the same exercises for her feet that I do - and I have special insoles.
Nothing to do with Bunions though, I have a condition called Plantar Faciaitis (no idea how it's spelt) - and it is agony. But the insoles and Achilles stretching exercises really help

When will she ever crack a smile?.

Lol she is a septic looking so and so.
My mum would have said that she has a face that could curdle milk at 10 paces

Only her Gucci handbag seems to raise a little smile.