To confront Michael over his disagreements with Denise.
*disclaimer* The contents of this thread are totally made up and are in no way a true reflection of events within the CBB house.
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You had me 
for minute!
It was when I was watching last night I had a wonderful mental image of Andy Capp having a fight with Mr Blonde.
I was fooled too. .my first thought was blimey hope he's not blathered like he was last yr when making a twat of himself on Dancing on Ice when the judges criticised Denise. . both of them are a pair of old soaks and pretty nasty drunks. .
Omg the surge of complete rage that welled up inside me for one minute there, at the thought of Denise getting more air time, is testimony to how great this CBB.
I would love to be a fly on the wall after a drunken night out with her and her husband, I bet its a thing of beauty 
Gyps you should work your photoshop magic and do us a picture of an Andy Capp 
& Mr Blonde 
confrontation.
Originally Posted by Mount Olympus *Olly*:
I was fooled too. .my first thought was blimey hope he's not blathered like he was last yr when making a twat of himself on Dancing on Ice when the judges criticised Denise. . both of them are a pair of old soaks and pretty nasty drunks. .
I don't watch DOI. I need to go and find a clip if that. 
you should Cinds... he walked right up to one of the Judges on the live show and shouted in his face and the Judge said he stank of alcohol
I forget the judges name now but he was the one that was always nasty and personal with his criticisms. .he's not on this yrs one tho.. think his name was Jason . .baldy that had a hair transplant.. sometimes on this morning too pretends he knows something about fashion too... .
Olly I've just watched it. It was the snarl on his face at the end of the clip that really cracked me up.
I just cried out "OH NO" Had me going there
Jason Gardiner Olly x
Good one Cinds, you got me.
A thote Tim Healy was a Geordie. You have him as a monkey hanger.
: pedant :
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
A thote Tim Healy was a Geordie. You have him as a monkey hanger.
: pedant :
I know the writer was from Hartlepool, but I didn't know that Andy was meant o hail from there as well. The reason Tim Healy makes me think of Andy Capp is because of him playing him at the Newcastle Playhouse a few years ago.
I didn't know that. 
I thought he was dead! Like Tim, teas a heart stopping moment
Ooooh Cinds! you little tinker! You had me going then!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I didn't know that.
That's OK.
But come on, don't you just see Tim Healy as Andy Capp, and seeing the pushy/forthright/dominating behaviour of Denise, she is just totally Flo.
My first thought on reading that title was:-
Mmm....who's he going to head-but?
Brilliant Cinds! It worked on me!
Cinds 
*sighs with relief*
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I didn't know that.
That's OK.
But come on, don't you just see Tim Healy as Andy Capp, and seeing the pushy/forthright/dominating behaviour of Denise, she is just totally Flo.
absolutely! Genius, cinds
I am unable to visualise Denise in turban, curlers/hair grips, armed with a rolling pin.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I am unable to visualise Denise in turban, curlers/hair grips, armed with a rolling pin.
honestly? I'm finding it a piece of cake - although admittedly she's armed with a bottle of Thunderbird wine in my image.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I am unable to visualise Denise in turban, curlers/hair grips, armed with a rolling pin.
Me too Joe
Michael and Denise...........
Michael......
That sums it all up Sydlers
Surely Des Barnes and Val McLane...................
My own favourite concerns a drunken Andy,in long johns, sitting on the kerb, smoking a tab.
In the background the fire bobbies are carting ladders and hoses to put out the house fire.
Flo sez to him, "OK! Have it yer own way, the bed was on fire when you got into it!"
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Surely Des Barnes and Val McLane...................
My own favourite concerns a drunken Andy,in long johns, sitting on the kerb, smoking a tab.
In the background the fire bobbies are carting ladders and hoses to put out the house fire.
Flo sez to him, "OK! Have it yer own way, the bed was on fire when you got into it!"
Doing a snort laugh when full of cold is disastrous. 
maybe he needs to go into the house.... with some spare bras...
Didn't Tim Healy have a go at someone when that woman (Denise) was on Dancing on ice . . . or was a horrific dream?
Originally Posted by Renton:
Didn't Tim Healy have a go at someone when that woman (Denise) was on Dancing on ice . . . or was a horrific dream?
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I've seen harder trifle than that old grizzler.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I've seen harder trifle than that old grizzler.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I've seen harder trifle than that old grizzler.
Hahaha
Can I be honest, I only saw the headline, I didn't read the article, but it just made me laugh because of me starting this thread last week.