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Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...rize-to-charity.htmlA lovely article about Siavash and Sophie's late night chat on Live Feed last night.
Seems strange that this won't be shown on tonight's highlights. Anyone would think that Big Brother is doing whatever they can to save their precious Marcus.
You could rephrase that to:
The Nob and Knockers 'Spin and Win' Show!!!
Profile: Siavash
Age: 23
From: Formally Iran, moved to the UK as a child
Occupation: Events organiser
Details: Siavash grew up in Iran but moved to the UK when he was a child. He lives with his mum but mostly stays with friends.
He has never paid a rent bill in his life.Siavash dropped out of studying fashion at university, saying that
he hated it because he was surrounded by people without money. He is a slave to fashion and says that clothes define the individual. He is currently waiting for his big break to become a stylist, stating that he is going to be the biggest designer ever as he "knows how to do stuff".
Siavash admits that his friends pay for everything - he will only go out if someone else has paid for the table. Similarly, he says that he doesn't pay for clothes because his friends are designers. He is sure that he will be a millionaire in ten years.
His biggest regret in life is not having a bigger penis. One of his bad habits is that he blows bubbles with his spit. In the future, he would like to be married and adopt some children because there is no point having any of your own as so many are homeless.
If he could make a law it would be for ugly people not to be allowed to have children. So, You People out there, if you're ugly, you should have adopted!