Mark thinks he's a comedienne.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
night to these going... I'm trying to watch BOTS. I wish Emma would put her outy belly button away though.
I like it, it's feeding her baby
Belly buttons are evil. Outies are double evil.
We'll agree to disagree kaffs.....i love it
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Well............................she is a bit rubbish TBH. She thinks if she just cackles a lot and pretends everything is hilarious that we won't notice how crap she is.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
is that why her screechy voice is even more a single high pitched drone than normal?
I'm not quite sure but I'll say "yes" just to keep you happy.
(I saw what you threatened with those cues earlier 
) 
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
night to these going... I'm trying to watch BOTS. I wish Emma would put her outy belly button away though.
I like it, it's feeding her baby
Belly buttons are evil. Outies are double evil.
We'll agree to disagree kaffs.....i love it
OK
Mark told us Jack sh*t.
If Mark behaved like that all the time in the house I'd have been done for murder if I was in there - he's a prize prat and not in the least bit funny despite the fact that he thinks he is 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Emma's just mentioned the w@nking contest: I wonder if Mark's going to talk about it? Rumour on DS is that there was a lot more to that (and it was a lot more disgusting 
) than we were shown...
apparently the coffee mugs were involved at one point...
Seriously
How do they know this?
and do you have a link...?
(a) I believe there are one or two moles around...
(b) No (thank goodness! )
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Bet you Faye and Maisy are hoping the eviction is now cancelled.
WRONG.
Snap
I cannot watch Gibson AND Dowling, so will attempt to try and stay awake for 5*
It's actually quite good- and Brian's not having to put on the campness.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
is that why her screechy voice is even more a single high pitched drone than normal?
I'm not quite sure but I'll say "yes" just to keep you happy.
(I saw what you threatened with those cues earlier )
LOL... It's ok... I don't have a long enough cue to reach you.
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Not exactly the hardest thing in the world though, is it?
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Well............................she is a bit rubbish TBH. .
I never said I was surprised by it In fact, I doubt anyone is 
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
How do they know this?
and do you have a link...?
(a) I believe there are one or two moles around...
(b) No (thank goodness! )
Tsk maybe just as well...
He's p'ing me off now with his 'whackiness' and inability to hold a normal conversation...... v disappointed. Can see him being the 'media star' of this BB, followed by the vacuous Alex .... I was wrong about him, you heard it here first
Originally Posted by Pengy:
If Mark behaved like that all the time in the house I'd have been done for murder if I was in there - he's a prize prat and not in the least bit funny despite the fact that he thinks he is
The thing is, he wasn't able to dominate things in the house, which is a big part of why he left.
Gives you some idea just how big a madhouse it really is in there, doesn't it?
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
He's p'ing me off now with his 'whackiness' and inability to hold a normal conversation...... v disappointed. Can see him being the 'media star' of this BB, followed by the vacuous Alex .... I was wrong about him, you heard it here first
And me he is a prize t*t, give us back Heaven.
Somebody remarked earlier on her beautiful eyes ...............the eyes are OK - the bags are horrendous on one so young .............meeeeeeeeeeeow!
i had to turn it off, 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
night to these going... I'm trying to watch BOTS. I wish Emma would put her outy belly button away though.
I like it, it's feeding her baby
I know but i don't want to see it!!!!!!!! I'm a bit funny re belly buttons - I absolutely hated it when mine popped when I was pregnant. PUT IT AWAY EMMA!
Give her a god ol' fashioned smock...Laura Ashley would be good yeah?.... I really don't get the belly button hate tbh
Ooh: I've given up being surprised at HMs who've never heard of "1984", but Emma just said "Big Brother is a social experiment." there!
And we've been led to believe they'd dropped the "social experiment" line years ago...
Nikki Grahame's on. I shall now assume the "lalalaa, I'm not listening" position.
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
If Mark behaved like that all the time in the house I'd have been done for murder if I was in there - he's a prize prat and not in the least bit funny despite the fact that he thinks he is
The thing is, he wasn't able to dominate things in the house, which is a big part of why he left.
Gives you some idea just how big a madhouse it really is in there, doesn't it?
N'arf EL 
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Give her a god ol' fashioned smock...Laura Ashley would be good yeah?.... I really don't get the belly button hate tbh
Belly buttons just creep me out, full stop. Even my own. Preggie belly buttons refuse to be ignored..
OMG Mark only came out because he knew his time was up he had used all his material in three week.Mark obviously thought he was soooooo funny in his own little world and was gobsmacked to find out he wasn't. .Smart move to come out and get the attention for the next week than wait to final night and get nothing .
Well.. I'm still liking Mark. So there.
May - Alex.... that chin.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Nahhhhhhh. he's just trying to be alternative and whacky.......He thinks he's done enough to secure a media career
oooh.... was louise...
ellen.... hmmm.. fay's nan?
I'm crap at this game
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Nahhhhhhh. he's just trying to be alternative and whacky.......He thinks he's done enough to secure a media career
I was more surprised that she didn't handle or reign him in for the most part.
She behaved as if she'd been confronted by a total stranger rather than one who's been on view (to her) for a full month.
Another queen of the autocue.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I'm crap at this game
Not so as you'd notice............... 
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
I like it, it's feeding her baby
Um....you don't really believe that do you?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I'm crap at this game
Not so as you'd notice...............
shaddup I'd have got anton if i'd been paying attenion! Maybe.
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
If Mark behaved like that all the time in the house I'd have been done for murder if I was in there - he's a prize prat and not in the least bit funny despite the fact that he thinks he is
The thing is, he wasn't able to dominate things in the house, which is a big part of why he left.
Gives you some idea just how big a madhouse it really is in there, doesn't it?
I've missed loads tbf Eugene, so am not probably the best at analysis, but, it's really p'd me off that he's left. From what I've seen he's bailing out for no valid reason....so just how big/small is his dick?
I'd have to slap someone if they told me I was 'up there with the Brian Belo's'
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
...so just how big/small is his dick?
Smaller than this type.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Mark's tieing Emma up in knots in this interview.
Nahhhhhhh. he's just trying to be alternative and whacky.......He thinks he's done enough to secure a media career
I was more surprised that she didn't handle or reign him in for the most part.
She behaved as if she'd been confronted by a total stranger rather than one who's been on view (to her) for a full month.
Another queen of the autocue.
Well, yes, she could have called him out as an emotional IQ media whore arse...Actually I'm just angry that he's left and I'm seeing him as the bloody next Keith Lemon..and I liked him
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I'd have to slap someone if they told me I was 'up there with the Brian Belo's'
I'd have slapped him just for comparing Belo to the almighty Ticklemeister!
Jay and Louise in bed together the shock..........not.I'm a good girl I am ,my ass.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Nikki Grahame's on. I shall now assume the "lalalaa, I'm not listening" position.
It's OK Cosmo, she's not really doing anything.
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I'd have to slap someone if they told me I was 'up there with the Brian Belo's'
I'd have slapped him just for comparing Belo to the almighty Ticklemeister!
Fair point.
Goodnight all.. time for zzzzzzzz's