Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Oh.....have we got a fauxmance?
oh that's a LONG story....!
I'll get up to speed......eventually
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Bethni...you win my post post of the day....hands down! 
I second that
Firded.
Fourfed
Fifthed
Hang on: Maisy has to don a Gorilla suit and get the "real" gorilla to "show her some love"
Has she really thought this through?
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage 
why would you need to wash an Orangutan? Are you a zoo keeper?!
I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies
Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you
It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised 
OMG! You poor thing!
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage
why would you need to wash an Orangutan? Are you a zoo keeper?!
I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies
Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you
It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised
OMG so would I be
Originally Posted by Baz:
Look out Alex , Tom will think you love him if you speak to him!!
Jay is revolting
Originally Posted by Baz:
Look out Alex , Tom will think you love him if you speak to him!!
I'm expecting a pre-nup before the next ads.
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage
why would you need to wash an Orangutan? Are you a zoo keeper?!
I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies
Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you
It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised
OMG! You poor thing!
That must have been really scary.
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage
why would you need to wash an Orangutan? Are you a zoo keeper?!
I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies
Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you
It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised
OMG! You poor thing!
Blinking heck....I bet you were
Anton and jay are even worse than I thought!
Originally Posted by fookat:
Jay is revolting
so is anton
Vile Jay/Aden/Anton/
alex is becoming more confident
sick of this men talk - so demeaning to the female HM'S
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Oh.....have we got a fauxmance?
oh that's a LONG story....!
I'll get up to speed......eventually
aaron told faye he liked her.. .she played hard to get. Tom told Aaron he liked him... he didn't say 'sod off' and tried to let him down gently. Aaron snogged Maisy. Faye and Tom had major strops about him leading them on. Tom is a deluded bitter twisted little idiot. Faye is just a bitch.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Jay and Anton are revolting!!!
Agreed.....repulsive pair
What a bunch of sexist pigs!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Vile Jay/Aden/Anton/
yes
They really have to play this back into the house at some stage!
Originally Posted by justafriend:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Jay is revolting
so is anton
agreed
Anton...you bloody eeejit. So now you're saying Maisy would be rubbish in bed when the other day you were going to 'tap that' on your birthday. Buffoon!
Originally Posted by fookat:
Jay is revolting
He is disgusting.
Anton really makes me pukE 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
What a bunch of sexist pigs!
absolutely terrible -
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Oh.....have we got a fauxmance?
oh that's a LONG story....!
I'll get up to speed......eventually
aaron told faye he liked her.. .she played hard to get. Tom told Aaron he liked him... he didn't say 'sod off' and tried to let him down gently. Aaron snogged Maisy. Faye and Tom had major strops about him leading them on. Tom is a deluded bitter twisted little idiot. Faye is just a bitch.
Got it...thanks
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by fookat:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage
why would you need to wash an Orangutan? Are you a zoo keeper?!
I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies
Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you
It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised
OMG! You poor thing!
That must have been really scary.
That sounds awful Bethni
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Anton and jay are even worse than I thought!
Such smooth talking devils, eh? Their pulling power must be wonderful 
That feckin' trio are pathetic.Bunch of arseholes.
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Anton...you bloody eeejit. So now you're saying Maisy would be rubbish in bed when the other day you were going to 'tap that' on your birthday. Buffoon!
He's changed his mind now that he realises he isn't in with a chance.
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
They really have to play this back into the house at some stage!
yes - that would be brill
Bethni!!! Scary shit.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
aaron told faye he liked her.. .she played hard to get.
Faye actually tried to convince him he was gay or at the very least bi ......................................hardly a great way to get any romance going!
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
They really have to play this back into the house at some stage!
yes - that would be brill
Its a must,what a fab HL show that would make.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Anton...you bloody eeejit. So now you're saying Maisy would be rubbish in bed when the other day you were going to 'tap that' on your birthday. Buffoon!
He's changed his mind now that he realises he isn't in with a chance.
I reckon he'd still tap it if Maisy gave him the green light Yogi. Says so much more about him than the girls he puts down!
Hello everyone
Aaron on form tonight.
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
aaron told faye he liked her.. .she played hard to get.
Faye actually tried to convince him he was gay or at the very least bi ......................................hardly a great way to get any romance going!
Bit of a tangled web then Soozy