when I was a kid there was a man in a gorilla suit at a fair and you had to run past his cage and he would try and grab you! I knew it wasnt real but it scared the bejesus outta me!

who else wants to know this whole story?

I was living in Singapore at the time and helped out at the local S.P.C.A..... i was expecting pussycats and puppies

Pity the public don't like you Heaven

They have to nom someone!

ME!!

aw

Bethni...you win my post post of the day....hands down! 

Here we go again

Oh Aaron.... STAY AWAY FROM HER!

Bet a ruddy big ape scared the life out of you

Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:

Originally Posted by Bethni:

Watching Alex there reminded me of the time i was asked to wash an orangutan..... i tried to put it in a zinc bath....couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me till the damn thing tried to rape me!!! I was supposed to hose it down through the cage

who else wants to know this whole story?

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

Me too!

I second that

I swear even the gorilla would divorce her by fax. 

(*With thanks to K-Bo and her Collins divorce reminder. )

She's picked up Beckah's baton.

Oh.....have we got a fauxmance?

Warning, warning!! - Step Away from The Faye!!

Firded.

Faye is  a piece of work

it's up there with Josie and the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

God - I really have nothing like that to offer! Boring life!!!!!

Maisie with the hairy beast again

hahahahah...  great music!

It should have been real

Phil Collins music.

fourthed

oh that's a LONG story....!

I think by now they know it's not a real gorilla!

Fourfed

@ Aaron

@ Aaron.

I know - brill

Yes......

It was the local workers who put me up to it.....they had to prize its hands out of my hair...it was hanging on like grim death and trying to 'take' me doggy style....took me ages to go back, i was traumatised

Aaron and three others.Long story

I was waiting for her to come out of her shell, but I didn't expect her to be so sinister and needy!