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It was discussed on Matthew Wright today, and has been discussed on I'm a celebrity.  Would you/do you fart in front of your partner?  Personally, I find it incredible and amazing that ANYone would never fart in front of their partner, especially one they have been with for several years, or many years.  What kind of relationship do you have if you can't pass wind in front of your partner?    You can't be very comfortable with each other, if you can't pass a botty burp now and again.


Do these people not dress or shower in front of them, or even burp?  I mean, it's a natural thing to do, to break wind.  I know peeing and poo-ing is a natural thing to do, and you wouldn't generally do THAT in front of your partner, but I think it's most odd that someone has been with someone for YEARS, and still refuses to fart in front of them. 


I actually know a lass at work who has been with her fella for 3 years, and when she goes to his house (almost every weekend,) to stay for 2 or 3 days, she doesn't have a poo when she's there, as she is 'too embarrassed.'  Also, she said she found it shocking that I fart in front of my other half!



Also, on I'm a celebrity last night, that GINO guy said he would not speak to his wife for at least 24 hours if she farted.  LOL!  What a dick.  I thought he was actually OK til he said that.  If I was his wife, I would keep farting to piss him off.  Then  again, I don't think I would ever have ended up marrying a man who is simply asghast and ashamed and disgusted if 'his woman' farts.  What a nob!  Bet he doesn't let her speak until she is spoken to either, 


What are peoples' opinions on this?

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I have no idea But if I did need to burp or fart and I did it infront of my other half, id hope they wouldn't think me the worlds most disgusting individual like gino clearly would.
My x used to do it all the time, and it was gross, but I think it was more the frequency and grossness of them rather than the act itself. IM sure something had crawled up his bum and died.
FM
i always fart n burp when i need to with him around (unless somewhere you shouldn't lol). if i couldn't be myself around him i wouldn't be with him. i'm not going to give myself trapped wind and pain just cos someone i'm with doesn't like it....i can't stand anal people (boom boom).

it's not like i shove his head to my arse when i fart....i just let it out if needed...just like him
Darthhoob
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Darthhoob 1910 Forum PostsToday at 03:06 (Edited: ) i always fart n burp when i need to with him around (unless somewhere you shouldn't lol). if i couldn't be myself around him i wouldn't be with him. i'm not going to give myself trapped wind and pain just cos someone i'm with doesn't like it....i can't stand anal people (boom boom). it's not like i shove his head to my arse when i fart....i just let it out if needed...just like him

LOL, shove is head up your arse!    Made me chuckle

Agree also, that I do feel that someone can't be comfortable around thier partner if they can't pump.  JMO, no offence Gypsie.
cockney-chick
I wonder if people who won't fart in front of partners/people in general, and folk who think it's horrid and hate their partner doing it, had parents who said it was disgusting and vile?  I have known several people who don't care to fart in front of people and their parents think it vile too.  My sister has a pal whose mother makes her and her siblings 'swallow' their burps, and 'grounds' them if they fart. FFS!
cockney-chick
I never used to because my family NEVER did that sort of thing. I actually remember the only time I ever heard my dad fart, it was on Christmas morning when I was 8 and he squatted down to pick something up and a squeaky one just popped out. He went really red and said 'oops', me and my sister laughed our heads off but we were really shocked. My mum would go mad if we did it. Her brother used to fart in time to songs when TOTP was on to entertain his kids and I thought he was disgusting. I do it all the time now in front of OH, it took me ages to be able to do that though, and I would never do it in front of anyone else.
Queen of the High Teas
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My ex told me I was 'crude and unfeminine' the first time I farted in front of him - he said it as ok for men but not for women. Real women always go to the bathroom to burp or fart, apparently.
You ex sounded like a right plonker, if you dont mind me saying so Blondie

What you supposed to do...........explode?  
Moonie
I would try, wherever possible, to not do it in front of anyone, partner or otherwise, and expect the same courtesy from others.... it's rarely too far to a bathroom and I can't say I'm too fond of the smells! Can't stand it when people make a big deal of it and do gross things like say, 'pull that finger' If that makes me psychologically damaged/anally retentive then so be it!
FM

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