just been watching loose women ,, does bottom burps (farts) put u off ?
are they a good thing?
what if u hold them in ?
do urs smell ?
are they a good thing?
what if u hold them in ?
do urs smell ?
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quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
just been watching loose women ,, does bottom burps (farts) put u off ?
are they a good thing?
what if u hold them in ?
do urs smell ?
Well, I don't think it's nice to sit there continually farting, especially if they whiff a bit, but it's a natural thing to do and is as natural as coughing, sneezing, eating, drinking or scratching and all the other natural bodily functions.
Must say; I find it most extraordinary when people say (like Colleen did today,) that they have never farted in front of their partner/husband. How bizarre!
How on EARTH can you go through life, LIVING with someone, without breaking wind in front of them? That, IMO, is not a very relaxed relationship, if you can't let out a wee pump in front of your partner. I would never hold mine in, and HAVE never held mine in. I think I had been with my hubby for just a few weeks when Ifirst farted. LOL 
I was a bit embarrassed, but he burst out laughing!How the farts smell, depends on what you have been eating. I don't do them a LOT, but they rarely smell bad TBH. Maybe 1 out of 10 smell bad LOL. My hubby doesn't fart often but when he does, they whiff a bit stale, and my daughter's smell horrid sometimes, so I ask her to go in the garden when she wants to fart, as she stinks the house out and it's vile.
What a subject
LOL!!
[/QUOTE]quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
You stole that from me!!!
I can see how that could be CP. I'm a burper. It doesn't get that far down. 
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
You stole that from me!!!
Shouldn't put your holiday pics on the internet then!
Are you saying you don't trump? Or you don't trump in front of your partner?quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I can see how that could be CP. I'm a burper. It doesn't get that far down.
i dont do them
LOL, if you're serious, you must have a bit of a painful gut. Holding in farts isn't a good idea. "Wherever you be, let your wind go free," my dad used to sayquote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
i dont do them
If anybody broke wind at my dinner table it would be a case of scruff of the neck and knickers up the bum and through the door..if you get my drift....
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
i dont do them
I've seen the cobwebs
I don't do them either 
LOLquote:Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I don't do them either
It's amazing how many people won't admit to doing botty-burps..... Or is it just that they don't do them in front of folk? Must admit, I never do them in front of anyone except my hubby, daughter and best mate. And I used to do them in front of my mom, dad and brother. That's it though. LOL.quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:Are you saying you don't trump? Or you don't trump in front of your partner?quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I can see how that could be CP. I'm a burper. It doesn't get that far down.
Yes this has baffled many. My current beau (a medical professional and all round hottie) has said this is rare and does not believe it, thinking it is impossible. I have said stick around and I'll prove it.
That is not to say I can't if the conditions are just right. Butlins. Girls Weekend. 1998. Saturday. June. A weekend of Stella and Pringles.
Well that is a bit grotty when people are eating, I must admit.. Wouldn't be too happy with that either stonks.quote:Originally posted by stonks:
quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:LOLquote:Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I don't do them either
No, I really don't do them. I do stoma burps instead, and they are nicely contained in a baggy.
You need to let them out, but need to choose the time and the place 
Well at least it does come out of ONE end, otherwise, you'd explode.quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:Are you saying you don't trump? Or you don't trump in front of your partner?quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I can see how that could be CP. I'm a burper. It doesn't get that far down.
Yes this has baffled many. My current beau (a medical professional and all round hottie) has said this is rare and does not believe it, thinking it is impossible. I have said stick around and I'll prove it.
That is not to say I can't if the conditions are just right. Butlins. Girls Weekend. 1998. Saturday. June. A weekend of Stella and Pringles.
Well yes, that's true, especially if it's gonna be a whiffy onequote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
You need to let them out, but need to choose the time and the place
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Well at least it does come out of ONE end, otherwise, you'd explode.
prune activia yoggie and the ability to burp at will..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
My current beau (a medical professional and all round hottie) has said this is rare and does not believe it, thinking it is impossible. I have said stick around and I'll prove it.
That's one way to keep a man!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
My current beau (a medical professional and all round hottie) has said this is rare and does not believe it, thinking it is impossible. I have said stick around and I'll prove it.
That's one way to keep a man!
I have to use every weapon in my armoury Blizzie.
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
i dont do them
I've seen the cobwebs
NO YOU HAVENT
i dust regular quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
LOL to your smilies Tupps and Stonks
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
It was a good design. It has to get out somehow. Could have been the ears.
A good fart is such a relief. It's better out than in. You have to be aware of your surroundings though. I don't fart in public without making sure I'm stood beside somebody that I can blame it on. By blame I mean give the filthiest look too
I do love when you fart and lose 2" off your waist at the same time too
I do love when you fart and lose 2" off your waist at the same time too
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
You stole that from me!!!
Shouldn't put your holiday pics on the internet then!
I have to add...farts are good...follow through is baaaad
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
A good fart is such a relief. It's better out than in. You have to be aware of your surroundings though. I don't fart in public without making sure I'm stood beside somebody that I can blame it on. By blame I mean give the filthiest look too
I do love when you fart and lose 2" off your waist at the same time too
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Hey Stonks.
Now I can honestly say, I have NEVER had that !!! But I have heard that people on that fat pill (Alli is it?) THEY have follow-through a LOT!!!quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have to add...farts are good...follow through is baaaad
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I do love when you fart and lose 2" off your waist at the same time too
Even the Queen farts. That's what my mum used to tell me when she let rip in public
we fart with abandon in our house what with all that quorn and soya, but as with everything there's a time and a place, not at the dinner table and only with select visitors...
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Even the Queen farts. That's what my mum used to tell me when she let rip in public
My Friend let a right rotten stinker off in a shop queue, she then put her hand over her nose, shrieked, and looked at me.....it was toxic....
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Even the Queen farts. That's what my mum used to tell me when she let rip in public
My Friend let a right rotten stinker off in a shop queue, she then put her hand over her nose, shrieked, and looked at me.....it was toxic....