Book claims Hitler had two balls.

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This is the disturbing allegation made by a group of medical academics in a new book, largely based on a study of the papers of Hitler's personal doctor as reported by the Telegraph.here: Hitler two balls shock

Personally, I think that this is a dastardly political lie. As millions of Tommies sang during World War II to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March":

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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Whatever next? Are we going to be led to believe that Goering had big bollocks after all? And that Goebbels was prolifically endowed?

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Shocking!

We must get Herr. E. Balls onto it!

12/5/1112:00 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Originally Posted by stain:

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

We used to sing a song about this when playing two baller against the wall (no pun or filth intended), but we used to sing.

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall,

His Mother,

Cut off the other,

Because it was very sma-aaa-aaaalllll.

12/5/1112:39 PM

stainMember

Originally Posted by Cinds:

Originally Posted by stain:

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

We used to sing a song about this when playing two baller against the wall (no pun or filth intended), but we used to sing.

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall,

His Mother,

Cut off the other,

Because it was very sma-aaa-aaaalllll.

I can see why he had issues now.

12/5/112:34 PM

Ensign MufMember

Originally Posted by stain:

I can see why he had issues now.

He also lived in Liverpool for a while

12/5/113:32 PM

SydMember 10 years

Two Balls....

Over the garden wall
I let my baby fall;
My mother came out
And gave me a clout,
She gave me another
To match the other,
Over the garden wall.

12/5/114:01 PM

Soozy WooMember

This is the one I know ................

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it, into the apple tree

The wind blew it into the deep blue sea

Where the fishes got off their dishes

and ate scallops and b***cks for tea

12/5/114:30 PM

SydMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

This is the one I know ................

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it, into the apple tree

The wind blew it into the deep blue sea

Where the fishes got off their dishes

and ate scallops and b***cks for tea

Yeah but.....how did you play two balls to this?.............

Mine was like this.....

Over the garden wall.........Threw balls at wall over arm
I let my baby fall;..............Dropped one ball and bounced it and caught it
My mother came out..........Under arm two balls
And gave me a clout,.........Ditto....clipped own ear whilst keeping up under arm balls

She gave me another........Ditto....clipped own ear..Ditto

To match the other,...........Ditto.....
Over the garden wall.........Over arm........

Bet you are impressed.......

There was more to it, like "Dropsy's" "Downsey's" "Turn aroundsey's".........Too old to remember rightly....

12/5/114:44 PM

Soozy WooMember

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

This is the one I know ................

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it, into the apple tree

The wind blew it into the deep blue sea

Where the fishes got off their dishes

and ate scallops and b***cks for tea

Yeah but.....how did you play two balls to this?.............

Mine was like this.....

She gave me another........Ditto....clipped own ear..Ditto

To match the other,...........Ditto.....
Over the garden wall.........Over arm........

Bet you are impressed.......

There was more to it, like "Dropsy's" "Downsey's" "Turn aroundsey's".........Too old to remember rightly....

I LOVED TWO BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to do this one - with upsies/downies - over arm/under arm. bouncies, under legs, turn arounds etc. etc.

Mickey Mouse is dead

He died last night in bed

He cut his throat on a five pond note

And this is what he said

It's not because I'm dirty

It's not because I'm clean

It's all because of the whooping cough

And measles in between

12/5/114:53 PM

SydMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

This is the one I know ................

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it, into the apple tree

The wind blew it into the deep blue sea

Where the fishes got off their dishes

and ate scallops and b***cks for tea

Yeah but.....how did you play two balls to this?.............

Mine was like this.....

She gave me another........Ditto....clipped own ear..Ditto

To match the other,...........Ditto.....
Over the garden wall.........Over arm........

Bet you are impressed.......

There was more to it, like "Dropsy's" "Downsey's" "Turn aroundsey's".........Too old to remember rightly....

I LOVED TWO BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to do this one - with upsies/downies - over arm/under arm. bouncies, under legs, turn arounds etc. etc.

Mickey Mouse is dead

He died last night in bed

He cut his throat on a five pond note

And this is what he said

It's not because I'm dirty

It's not because I'm clean

It's all because of the whooping cough

And measles in between

Love it...............All done with your skirt stuck in your knickers, cos you had just been doing handstands up against the wall......Skipping next....

12/5/115:02 PM

Soozy WooMember

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

This is the one I know ................

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it, into the apple tree

The wind blew it into the deep blue sea

Where the fishes got off their dishes

and ate scallops and b***cks for tea

Yeah but.....how did you play two balls to this?.............

Mine was like this.....

She gave me another........Ditto....clipped own ear..Ditto

To match the other,...........Ditto.....
Over the garden wall.........Over arm........

Bet you are impressed.......

There was more to it, like "Dropsy's" "Downsey's" "Turn aroundsey's".........Too old to remember rightly....

I LOVED TWO BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to do this one - with upsies/downies - over arm/under arm. bouncies, under legs, turn arounds etc. etc.

Mickey Mouse is dead

He died last night in bed

He cut his throat on a five pond note

And this is what he said

It's not because I'm dirty

It's not because I'm clean

It's all because of the whooping cough

And measles in between

Love it...............All done with your skirt stuck in your knickers, cos you had just been doing handstands up against the wall......Skipping next....

Salt, Mustard, Vinegar, Pepper

Up the Missipippi if you miss a beat you're out

Granny in the kitchen doing a bit of knitting

Bubble car, bubble car number nine

One two pit pat

I used to know HUNDREDS - I'm a bit brain dead at the mo TBH.

12/5/115:25 PM

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