Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:
Ms Brator .....earn your stipend!
What? 
Oh...arrest him you mean?
Do I have to? He smells funny.
And farts a lot.
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Can I shave me legs now???
nah - dye them red
hunqui nahI
Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
If the Romulans have got the Orb.. We are done for (Has not quite realized that this was all pretend)
I'm still not convinced that you didn't do it!
How did you get Worf to take the fall for it??
where the heck were you? Stuck on Risa with some floozy??? 
Can I just say...I've had some cracking snaffley thingys tonight!!
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Can I shave me legs now???
no, just get your jeans on
I knew it was Worf all along! Really I did!
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:
Ms Brator .....earn your stipend!
What?
Oh...arrest him you mean?
Do I have to? He smells funny.
And farts a lot.
ha too fast for you anyway - Ieeeze off
hunqui - you zvill neever catch me
spot the planet like needle in a haystack
hunqui glokm - adieu - hopeless team and hopeless Vi - i rest my case
manic laughter
To steal is not a Warriers way. YOU ARE WITHOUT HONOUR!! Turns back on Worf.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Can I just say...I've had some cracking snaffley thingys tonight!!
no you bliddy can't they are my my snaffles
I'm going back to sick bay - I have a terrible headache because you lot all thought I did it well two fingers to the lot of you *flounces back to sickbay*
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:
Ms Brator .....earn your stipend!
What?
Oh...arrest him you mean?
Do I have to? He smells funny.
And farts a lot.
ha too fast for you anyway - Ieeeze off
hunqui - you zvill neever catch me
spot the planet like needle in a haystack
hunqui glokm - adieu - hopeless team and hopeless Vi - i rest my case
manic laughter
Vi, trip him up 
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
I'm going back to sick bay - I have a terrible headache because you lot all thought I did it well two fingers to the lot of you *flounces back to sickbay*
sulk 
at least no one is reading your journal
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
To steal is not a Warriers way. YOU ARE WITHOUT HONOUR!! Turns back on Worf.
do I care - watch this face - no
hunquai giy - i fooled you all
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:
Ms Brator .....earn your stipend!
What?
Oh...arrest him you mean?
Do I have to? He smells funny.
And farts a lot.
Well done you lot 
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
I'm going back to sick bay - I have a terrible headache because you lot all thought I did it well two fingers to the lot of you *flounces back to sickbay*
sulk
at least no one is reading your journal
p.s. I scanned the rest of it and will be releasing it's details at intervals 
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
To steal is not a Warriers way. YOU ARE WITHOUT HONOUR!! Turns back on Worf.
His entire house is without honour, Should have guessed really
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
I'm going back to sick bay - I have a terrible headache because you lot all thought I did it well two fingers to the lot of you *flounces back to sickbay*
sulk
at least no one is reading your journal
p.s. I scanned the rest of it and will be releasing it's details at intervals
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
transports thoughts - too bliddy late - i eeze gone
hunqiui I hin
bye all - i will live with riches beyond my dreams - which univers? take yer pick
i bid you farewell
hunqui - cai jai
*disappearing maniacal laughter*
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
transports thoughts - too bliddy late - i eeze gone
hunqiui I hin
bye all - i will live with riches beyond my dreams - which univers? take yer pick
i bid you farewell
hunqui - cai jai
*disappearing maniacal laughter*
*rugby tackles Worf to the ground...quickly removes face from vicinity of his rear end....cuffs the bugger*
Oh no you don't turd-face. You're nicked.
*smugface*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
Are they snow capped or will I have to bring my own?
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
With my tricorder showing the Orb heading toward the shuttle bay, I entered via the port side entrance and followed the signal directly to a grey bag in the Voltaire shuttle. Deanna had just exited the shuttle from the other side and was talking to a deck officer.
Beverly was in hiding.
I took the grey bag containing the Orb and the blue bag containing the "homing module" to the cargo bay where I spent about twenty minutes attaching the "homing module" to the Orb. When the power blackout occurred, I dropped the ''homing module" but it appeared to be okay. At 4:45 I beamed the Orb into space on an open-ended transmission and quickly left.
I stole the Orb - zookers hun qui
Hunquiâgoonq â worf son of Wogh , I revel in my victory!
The nanites got memaj qaâ jIai nuq
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH...you posted all that yesterday as well....gutted!
I know
Ha ha, wondered why you were admitting all of that yesterday....you well and truly had me!
Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
Are they snow capped or will I have to bring my own?
Oh we are going to get on just fine Will. You best book a loooooong holiday. Tell the bald dude he's on his own for the forseeable.....
* begins packing bags for Cardassia......then thinks.......*
**Primarkland on Risa (with the Enterprise's salary allowance for the next 5 years ) ......... or the deserts of Cardassia as a latrine cleaner...........**
* Orders a shuttle*
See ya!!
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Soooooo, Lieutenent Worf, ye of the dodgy botox, dodgy bowels and most dodgy use of the letter 'Q' known anywhere in the universe, I am arresting you for stealing the Orb Of Knowledge.
Book him Danno.
Oooops...wrong show.
Oi, Riker, want to explore my mountainous peaks?
Are they snow capped or will I have to bring my own?
Oh we are going to get on just fine Will. You best book a loooooong holiday. Tell the bald dude he's on his own for the forseeable.....
He didn't take it well. 
Don't pack a bag, we'll buy when we get there
Are we going to get the Orb back then? I want to ask it what the meaning of life is!
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Are we going to get the Orb back then? I want to ask it what the meaning of life is!
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*makes a start on Riker while we hang about waiting for Worf to be taken away*
Well done to Hoochie and everyone involved
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Well done to Hoochie and everyone involved
I second that
I was called away...so Worf escaped and Vi's insisting he's been arrested... nothing changes
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Are we going to get the Orb back then? I want to ask it what the meaning of life is!
Well where do I start?............
In the beginning we are born.....
Hopefully we have parents that show us that eating our greens will serve us well and beating up your siblings will not get us far, and that a good chat will solve many a problem.....
When we hit puberty, we have the where with all to hold our horses until the right one comes along (hard I know)......
Oh I don't know...............I am just waffling..........the meaning of life is just to live a long as you can, being as sociable as you can and as productive as you can............
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I have been told by she that must be obeyed, that I have to arrest this most fiendish of villains. I don't really want to but she bribed me with promises of Riker told me I had to. I would much rather be arresting that Bev cretin and celebrating my untold genius. Sadly, it is not to be.
Oi Brator - take that *shoves fake orb down Brator's gob* 