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Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:

guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice

why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????

 

hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim

bet that's not all that was interrupted with all that prune juice - you do know Star Fleet now has laxatives that can deal with Klingon physiology

Sings......"Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me, 
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars."


Donovan knew how to sing em............ 

FM
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:

kaart  - guinan - why were you so persistent in questioning me about security and access to the science lab

answer please honourable lady

 

nah' ku' huq


It must be my age, Lieutenant. When one reaches their 6th century, one can find trival small talk, well, trivial.

pah - pathetic response - which is why I said it wasn't recorded - i meant your true reply for the record

hun'qui jau' jau' ghun'hki

Lieutenant Worf
Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

 

 

Evening

 

Guinan, pleased you're here, I wonderer if you could explain something to me

 

Yesterday when Commander Riker arranged to have a poker game in his quarters between 1900hrs and 21hrs, you said you couldn't make it because you were on duty in 10 forward.  My extrodianary senses told me you were not telling the truth!


You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.

Blow culture............who has nicked the "Remote Beacon"?.......Chief Woo was fuming after a routine maintenance check found one was missing.........who is fiddling with this portable communications device?.....what signals are being sent back to the Starship and why?

 

Do you reckon Guinan nicked it? Or is this aimed at everyone?

 

I need all the help I can get here so please tell me what the heck is going on.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

 

 

Evening

 

Guinan, pleased you're here, I wonderer if you could explain something to me

 

Yesterday when Commander Riker arranged to have a poker game in his quarters between 1900hrs and 21hrs, you said you couldn't make it because you were on duty in 10 forward.  My extrodianary senses told me you were not telling the truth!


You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.

Blow culture............who has nicked the "Remote Beacon"?.......Chief Woo was fuming after a routine maintenance check found one was missing.........who is fiddling with this portable communications device?.....what signals are being sent back to the Starship and why?

 

Do you reckon Guinan nicked it? Or is this aimed at everyone?

 

I need all the help I can get here so please tell me what the heck is going on.

 

 

then can you tell me

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:

kaart  - guinan - why were you so persistent in questioning me about security and access to the science lab

answer please honourable lady

 

nah' ku' huq


It must be my age, Lieutenant. When one reaches their 6th century, one can find trival small talk, well, trivial.

pah - pathetic response - which is why I said it wasn't recorded - i meant your true reply for the record

hun'qui jau' jau' ghun'hki

 

Oh ok, I suppose I must. As I had said earlier I wanted to explore my culture as a Listener. I wanted to get near the orb to enable me to experience the the mystical qualities interwoven in the depths of my culture. I believe that the orb could help me do this. Sadly, I do not have clearance to get anywhere near the Orb of Knowledge. It is a great shame as I feel it could teach me much.

Vi
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

 

Every one is acting very strange ever since that Orb came on board. 

innit though

Messing with strange orbs never turns out well!

Don't knock the orbs, I love to fondle them

hu'link Q

Lieutenant Worf
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:

kaart  - guinan - why were you so persistent in questioning me about security and access to the science lab

answer please honourable lady

 

nah' ku' huq


It must be my age, Lieutenant. When one reaches their 6th century, one can find trival small talk, well, trivial.

pah - pathetic response - which is why I said it wasn't recorded - i meant your true reply for the record

hun'qui jau' jau' ghun'hki

 

Oh ok, I suppose I must. As I had said earlier I wanted to explore my culture as a Listener. I wanted to get near the orb to enable me to experience the the mystical qualities interwoven in the depths of my culture. I believe that the orb could help me do this. Sadly, I do not have clearance to get anywhere near the Orb of Knowledge. It is a great shame as I feel it could teach me much.

Thats the whole story you dafty. It can teach you EVERYTHING!!

James

ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS PLEASE!!!

 

Ro....has Worf revoked your clearance to the lab after catching you coming out of the lab at 11pm yesterday carrying a grey bag??

 

Geordi....do you think that Data's odd behaviour has anything to do with what you were telling me about his creator Dr Soong and the misprogrammed android??

 

Anyone....who sent an unauthorised shuttle to Delphi 4 at 7:30pm yesterday and then deleted the trace of it??

 

*lines up a row of Cosmic dazes and awaits answers*

Vi
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

 

Every one is acting very strange ever since that Orb came on board. 

innit though

Messing with strange orbs never turns out well!

Don't knock the orbs, I love to fondle them

hu'link Q

has a quick fondle

James
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:

kaart  - guinan - why were you so persistent in questioning me about security and access to the science lab

answer please honourable lady

 

nah' ku' huq


It must be my age, Lieutenant. When one reaches their 6th century, one can find trival small talk, well, trivial.

pah - pathetic response - which is why I said it wasn't recorded - i meant your true reply for the record

hun'qui jau' jau' ghun'hki

 

Oh ok, I suppose I must. As I had said earlier I wanted to explore my culture as a Listener. I wanted to get near the orb to enable me to experience the the mystical qualities interwoven in the depths of my culture. I believe that the orb could help me do this. Sadly, I do not have clearance to get anywhere near the Orb of Knowledge. It is a great shame as I feel it could teach me much.

Thats the whole story you dafty. It can teach you EVERYTHING!!

 

See! If I had been allowed near it I would have known that.

Vi
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

 

I'll get back to you in a tick Bevvy

not worries - I've got all night

 

 

you're going to need it

you must remember it Imzadi I think it was called.  We were chatting about it when you were telling me about Will's propensity to talk in his sleep

FM
Originally Posted by Guinan:

ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS PLEASE!!!

 

 

 

Geordi....do you think that Data's odd behaviour has anything to do with what you were telling me about his creator Dr Soong and the misprogrammed android??

 

 

*lines up a row of Cosmic dazes and awaits answers*

Guinan, all I know is ...... Data is ODD, and his behaviour is shifty......Hic! cheers 

Geordi
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Deanna going back to my question earlier what is the Betazoid word for beloved?  We discussed it when you and I were discussing old flames a little while back

 

 

Imzavia means beloved Bevvy

ahhhh that's the one -  so just what does Will talk about in his sleep

FM
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

 

I'll get back to you in a tick Bevvy

not worries - I've got all night

 

 

you're going to need it

you must remember it Imzadi I think it was called.  We were chatting about it when you were telling me about Will's propensity to talk in his sleep

 

I bet I could make him do more than talk....

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

 

I'll get back to you in a tick Bevvy

not worries - I've got all night

 

 

you're going to need it

you must remember it Imzadi I think it was called.  We were chatting about it when you were telling me about Will's propensity to talk in his sleep

Are you lot living in the same Universe??

James
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

 

I'll get back to you in a tick Bevvy

not worries - I've got all night

 

 

you're going to need it

you must remember it Imzadi I think it was called.  We were chatting about it when you were telling me about Will's propensity to talk in his sleep

Are you lot living in the same Universe??

doubt it - I'm certainly not

dishonerable lot

ghu'qui klin jai'ghuni

Lieutenant Worf
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

 

I'll get back to you in a tick Bevvy

not worries - I've got all night

 

 

you're going to need it

you must remember it Imzadi I think it was called.  We were chatting about it when you were telling me about Will's propensity to talk in his sleep

Are you lot living in the same Universe??

I'm just interested in what Cmdr Riker says in his sleep - like where the orb might be????? geddit

FM

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