Originally Posted by Guinan:
*passes Geordi a freshly mixed Cosmic Daze*
Thanks Guinan...........****Eyes Cosmic Daze with caution, raises it to nose..sniffs****
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Evening 
Guinan, pleased you're here, I wonderer if you could explain something to me 
Yesterday when Commander Riker arranged to have a poker game in his quarters between 1900hrs and 21hrs, you said you couldn't make it because you were on duty in 10 forward. My extrodianary senses told me you were not telling the truth!
You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Lt Commander Data Duck:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
right night night scans to do and tests to examine 
Goodnight Beverly. I do hope your scans and tests do not keep you from any midnight appointments.
My intention was to pass this to you yesterday when I found it in Ten-Forward. Poor Spot's untimely visit to the veterinary with the restless index finger distracted me from delivering it to you in time. My sincere apologies.
Who is R.E.? What have I missed now??
Could they be Dr Eulans initials?
They could. I suppose.
Smart ar$e.
Very smart Beverly actually! . I happened to see you leave Dr Rhoen Eulans quarters this morning at around 7.00... I must say I have never seen you look so rumpled (Even more than me the night before)!!
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I don't see Geordi around at the moment "Becons Guinan closer"..
Listen to this tit bit.. *Lowers voice but accidentally presses the Shipwide channel on her comms badge*
At around 2130 hours last night I saw Geordi at the hardwear replicator in Engineering. He made something and placed it straight into a grey engineering bag, Now that I think of it ,it look just like the orb. Ensign Thrope stopped Geordi to ask him some technical advice. As he replied I heard a muffled "Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble, It came from the grey bag!
Strange or what?
Very strange indeed. So you think he made a replica orb to replace the original that he was to steal?
And this wibble wobble sound, I have heard Geordi say it is the noise the orb makes. Is this so?
Originally Posted by Geordi:
I need a stiff drink, my head is reeling with all this drama, I am feeling that I cannot trust any of the mottley crew!
you going to need more than one Geordi 
During the card game last night, Dr Eulan handed you a card, I sensed a strong reaction from you, so later I found the card which looked perfectly normal until put it through the optical scan!
Here are the results Geordi, can you explain it and why was Dr Eulan giving you secret coordinates?
Originally Posted by Guinan:
You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.
why the lie, there was no need Guinan, you only had to state that's what you were doing 
I need to build up a timeline here. This guy Eulan must be some kind of magician. *Wonder's why The thought of Magicians sends a shdder down my spine.*
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
an injured guard - how did this happen - a guard put there at my insistance - that useless vi and dastardly data duck have a lot to answer for
nuquH dunndje' hsiwbg'kie'himw'
If we knew how it happened we would have this mystery half solved!!!
huq luq'
sarcasm is amoeba like - you are unhourable
*gulps prune juice like billy O*
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Evening
Guinan, pleased you're here, I wonderer if you could explain something to me
Yesterday when Commander Riker arranged to have a poker game in his quarters between 1900hrs and 21hrs, you said you couldn't make it because you were on duty in 10 forward. My extrodianary senses told me you were not telling the truth!
You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.
Blow culture............who has nicked the "Remote Beacon"?.......Chief Woo was fuming after a routine maintenance check found one was missing.........who is fiddling with this portable communications device?.....what signals are being sent back to the Starship and why?
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Uhh Ohh! Now we have 3 Orbs knocking about one in a blue bag, one in a grey bag and one rolling around the floor somewhere.. The clues are stacking up!
Are they?
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I don't see Geordi around at the moment "Becons Guinan closer"..
Listen to this tit bit.. *Lowers voice but accidentally presses the Shipwide channel on her comms badge*
At around 2130 hours last night I saw Geordi at the hardwear replicator in Engineering. He made something and placed it straight into a grey engineering bag, Now that I think of it ,it look just like the orb. Ensign Thrope stopped Geordi to ask him some technical advice. As he replied I heard a muffled "Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble, It came from the grey bag!
Strange or what?
Very strange indeed. So you think he made a replica orb to replace the original that he was to steal?
And this wibble wobble sound, I have heard Geordi say it is the noise the orb makes. Is this so?
It looks like it on the face of it, but I'm not so sure now. There seems to be more to it.
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Geordi:
I need a stiff drink, my head is reeling with all this drama, I am feeling that I cannot trust any of the mottley crew!
you going to need more than one Geordi
During the card game last night, Dr Eulan handed you a card, I sensed a strong reaction from you, so later I found the card which looked perfectly normal until put it through the optical scan!
Here are the results Geordi, can you explain it and why was Dr Eulan giving you secret coordinates?
Can't see that I'm afraid. Do I need to get me some of those fancy glasses Geordi wears to read it?
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I need to build up a timeline here. This guy Eulan must be some kind of magician. *Wonder's why The thought of Magicians sends a shdder down my spine.*
And mine 
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
During the card game last night, Dr Eulan handed you a card, I sensed a strong reaction from you, so later I found the card which looked perfectly normal until put it through the optical scan!
Here are the results Geordi, can you explain it and why was Dr Eulan giving you secret coordinates?
I can't see the card... Sob.....
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
*tries to add 'Vi is hot' to Worf's personal log. Fails. Writes it on bit of paper instead*
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I don't see Geordi around at the moment "Becons Guinan closer"..
Listen to this tit bit.. *Lowers voice but accidentally presses the Shipwide channel on her comms badge*
At around 2130 hours last night I saw Geordi at the hardwear replicator in Engineering. He made something and placed it straight into a grey engineering bag, Now that I think of it ,it look just like the orb. Ensign Thrope stopped Geordi to ask him some technical advice. As he replied I heard a muffled "Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble, It came from the grey bag!
Strange or what?
Very strange indeed. So you think he made a replica orb to replace the original that he was to steal?
And this wibble wobble sound, I have heard Geordi say it is the noise the orb makes. Is this so?
It looks like it on the face of it, but I'm not so sure now. There seems to be more to it.
Indeed there does. my bag went 'wibble wobble' at customs on some planet the other week. It was a real Tulisa moment i can tell you.
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I don't see Geordi around at the moment "Becons Guinan closer"..
Listen to this tit bit.. *Lowers voice but accidentally presses the Shipwide channel on her comms badge*
At around 2130 hours last night I saw Geordi at the hardwear replicator in Engineering. He made something and placed it straight into a grey engineering bag, Now that I think of it ,it look just like the orb. Ensign Thrope stopped Geordi to ask him some technical advice. As he replied I heard a muffled "Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble, It came from the grey bag!
Strange or what?
Very strange indeed. So you think he made a replica orb to replace the original that he was to steal?
And this wibble wobble sound, I have heard Geordi say it is the noise the orb makes. Is this so?
you sure that wasn't Data Duck's cat spot?
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
Add this to your log Worf..........."Geordi intends to get drunk and dream of his future with the "Orb".."
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Ro Laren:
I don't see Geordi around at the moment "Becons Guinan closer"..
Listen to this tit bit.. *Lowers voice but accidentally presses the Shipwide channel on her comms badge*
At around 2130 hours last night I saw Geordi at the hardwear replicator in Engineering. He made something and placed it straight into a grey engineering bag, Now that I think of it ,it look just like the orb. Ensign Thrope stopped Geordi to ask him some technical advice. As he replied I heard a muffled "Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble, It came from the grey bag!
Strange or what?
Very strange indeed. So you think he made a replica orb to replace the original that he was to steal?
And this wibble wobble sound, I have heard Geordi say it is the noise the orb makes. Is this so?
It looks like it on the face of it, but I'm not so sure now. There seems to be more to it.
Indeed there does. my bag went 'wibble wobble' at customs on some planet the other week. It was a real Tulisa moment i can tell you.
Let me guess... Your Alarm clock??
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.
why the lie, there was no need Guinan, you only had to state that's what you were doing
Because sometimes, I suppose, the Commander doesn't always understand culture. Surely the poker, drinking and tarting around show that. No one wants their culture mocked, do they??
Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
Add this to your log Worf..........."Geordi intends to get drunk and dream of his future with the "Orb".."
What do you know of the orb that we don't Geordi?
*passes Geordi another drink to aid his dreams*
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
Add this to your log Worf..........."Geordi intends to get drunk and dream of his future with the "Orb".."
pnuq'neh qu' thlhochary chijaij
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
bet that's not all that was interrupted with all that prune juice - you do know Star Fleet now has laxatives that can deal with Klingon 
physiology
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Geordi:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
*adds to persoanl log: Data is dubious, Ro is dishonourable * end log
Add this to your log Worf..........."Geordi intends to get drunk and dream of his future with the "Orb".."
pnuq'neh qu' thlhochary chijaij
Add to log: Gerodi is a foll and a ninconpoop*
huq' lun 'kinl' chumk'
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Did I?
*legs it for quick read back*
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
bet that's not all that was interrupted with all that prune juice - you do know Star Fleet now has laxatives that can deal with Klingon physiology
pah - shove your laxatives where they belong - i am klingon - well sort off
hun'qui bhun'lic 'mhuq -PAH
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Did I?
*legs it for quick read back*
it was not listed in here - unhonourable fool
dubgluq - they are all insane in here - the orb has caused it
The Card that Dr Eulan passed Geordi attached
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Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Did I?
*legs it for quick read back*
Right, I answered that exact same question yesterday. Go look, it's all recorded on the log.
And whilst you are at it, I was talking to the Commander about one of your guards yesterday (again, all detailed in the log...page 4 ). just so as you know.
So Geordie - did you notice these 'co ordinates on the card?
Worf, just the person I was hoping to bump into
You had your tricorder with you at last nights poker game and you checked it quite frequently. I sensed that you were distracted and had a preoccupation with events other that poker.
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
bet that's not all that was interrupted with all that prune juice - you do know Star Fleet now has laxatives that can deal with Klingon physiology
Sings......"Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars."
Donovan knew how to sing em............
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Did I?
*legs it for quick read back*
it was not listed in here - unhonourable fool
dubgluq - they are all insane in here - the orb has caused it
page 4 of the log.
I'd lay off the prune juice if I was you.
Originally Posted by Geordi:
I need a stiff drink, my head is reeling with all this drama, I am feeling that I cannot trust any of the mottley crew!
hun'qui jiailo'hione'pon
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
The Card that Dr Eulan passed Geordi attached
ooooooh.
I think.
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
Originally Posted by Guinan:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
guinan - just the person - why did you question me so persistently yesterday in the Ten Forward - you interrupted the flavour and perfume of my prune juice
why did you want to know about security and access to the science lab????
hun'uq guli'kinu 'ghumi' dulli' ghim
Did I?
*legs it for quick read back*
it was not listed in here - unhonourable fool
dubgluq - they are all insane in here - the orb has caused it
page 4 of the log.
I'd lay off the prune juice if I was you.
hun'qui goildi' nietin
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Worf:
it was not listed in here - unhonourable fool
dubgluq - they are all insane in here - the orb has caused it
Priceless.. Love it Worf!!!
