*clocks the fancy eye gear and is thankful for latest trip to 'Victoria's Intergalactic Secret'*

*tries to hide disappointment on discovering that this is NOT Ralph Lauren and there is no chance of snagging some designer freebies*

Ooooh! I wonder what was so important?

You're lucky you can make enough sense of it to know something isn't adding up 

I'll try anything once.

You sound as crap disorganised as me.

I think I love you.

Who is R.E.? What have I missed now??

Dr Eulan is a mighty popular person on board for not only did I see him talking to a very secretive looking Data, he also enjoyed a deep discussion with Ro Laren. I seem to remember that she had a few of my sublime 'Cosmic Dazes' and they left together.

Right, as the bar appears to have emptied I shall retire to my quarters for the night. I must try to get here earlier tomorrow, I bet some of them never even thought to pay for their drinks tonight.

*watches Big Bird leave the bar....grabs a bottle of vodka and settles into booth for the night*

Just what are you trying to say to us Mr Worf?

Could they be Dr Eulans initials?

We have knapkins???!!???

*Completely misses the clue*

OMG! tart on ship! whatever next.. By the way Lycra went out of fashion 2oo years ago (so Guinan tells me)

Eases self out of bed so as not to wake Poor worn out Riker. Heads for the sonic shower.

*crewman Kimota - you're lucky I'm such a brilliant doctor.  You're cured you may resume light duties for a few days then return to normal duties after*

Curious!! That's Dr Eulan's handwriting alright but why would you have a message that is meant for me Ro Laren?  Explain yourself

and while we are at it, perhaps Cmdr Riker and Geordi could explain what their heated argument was about just before the away team returned from the planet??

Geordi wanted the orb to be placed in engineering where a stasis field could be built. Cmdr Riker on the other hand wanted the orb taken to the science lab to be placed in a containment field "This issue is not open for further discussion.  You have your orders Mr La Forge, and I expect them to be carried out."

Very forceful Will - perhaps a bit too forceful and pulling of ranks here - why?

Come to think of it, you certainly were very argumentative yesterday Will.  Remember yesterday afternoon just after the away team came back from Delphi 4, I overheard you and Worf arguing on the bridge "A guard is not necessary" that's what Worf said as well as "A guard should check the orb every hour on the hour" - seems sensible as Worf is head of security but you didn't seem so keen on a guard Will - why?  And perhaps Worf would like to give his side of events

Right I have rounds to make - I hear we have guests aboard the enterprise - the champagne sozzled envoy Cosmopolitan.  She usually likes me to give her a medical check (more like check she doesn't have cirrhosis of the liver)   I'll be back later 

No-one ever heard of Synthahol on this ship!!

By the way Beverly I was not in possession of the message someone pinned it on the notice board LOL 

did they!!!  you just said you found it in Ten-Forward so I naturally assumed you'd had it in your possession

 Starfleet Command have released new evidence files

 PDF attached for those who want to examine the files more closely

Oi!! I'm in eight forward and you didn't mind keeping me awake all night 

Calling to the prophets is all well and good but do you have to do it till 4 in the morning!!! 

Don't worry about the shower, you want to head to the transportation deck and ask them to beam you up some breasts.

Ro seems to pick up a lot of things in Ten-Forward.

I'd get that special cream ready for her.

just in case 

I'd better go and replicate some more batches - I doubt I've got enough

I don't recall a prophet called "Harderwill"

 At least I don't have to worry about tripping myself up like You Vi

If you paid more attention to the goings on around here you would have noticed Data was the delivery boy with the napkin Beverly. 

*Grabs Cream in case Riker has been near Vi*

Hahaha! I wouldn't say it was an argument. The Orb belongs to science, I was right and he was wrong. The Chief is an engineer and  thinks that everything belongs in engineering 

Come to think of it, you certainly were very argumentative yesterday Will.  Remember yesterday afternoon just after the away team came back from Delphi 4, I overheard you and Worf arguing on the bridge "A guard is not necessary" that's what Worf said as well as "A guard should check the orb every hour on the hour" - seems sensible as Worf is head of security but you didn't seem so keen on a guard Will - why?  And perhaps Worf would like to give his side of events

We're on the federation flag ship, I didn't think a guard was necessary but as you say, Worf is the head of security and it is his call

I wonder if this guard that was injured was the same one that was reported as having suffered from Temporal disorientation? If it was there could be a time factor in this that is not being taken into account. That and the fact that the Guard was not at his station need explaining.

nuqneH all you honourable people and slappers

there is too much frivolity  on this ship - (it is a mission ship not  a playboys playground )- especially Vi  - Vi who is she??/

pass me the prune juice oh dude

No don'l nabevvo' y' yIglos

my version

i accompanied the orb to eh science lab for extra security. I noticed dat a- that auspicious dubious data duck kept hanging around - I saw dubious data duck handling the orb and carefully inspecting with  his duck shaped  tri thingy -  why?? did the duck substitute the orb - did touching it make it disappear or roll away or worse

also I personally accompanied the orb to the Science lab and immediately posted a guard to control access. Will(I am) - had time off from the voice and morphed him self here to tell me the great Worf that a guard was not necessary but i was not having that - jumped up nobody dude and my commands prevailed - why no guard to spirit away is it  a will/ duck conspiracy - i the great worf will guard the orb like my prune juice

ALSO

Ask Ro about her starfleet record - secret clue 1

 - about 2 pages back page 2

Heswl - Ro- Heswl *SPIT*

knight know - hudHuq majqa'

an injured guard - how did this happen - a guard put there at my insistance - that useless vi and dastardly data duck have a lot to answer for

nuquH dunndje' hsiwbg'kie'himw'

Well Riker You and Geordi both seem to have had a heated day Yesterday because I Heard the 2 of you having an argument later in the afternoon on the the Bridge Remember Geordi saying"You are not competant to touch that probe or anything else to do this equipment on this ship."

If I remember rightly to which you replied," Mr La Forge, I will do anything I consider necessary to maintain this ship and it's equipment in top operating condition" 

Once more my attention is drawn to Geordi.

Why so much contention over what used to be clearly defined operating procedures on this Star Ship.

Every one is acting very strange ever since that Orb came on board. 

innit though

Worf, I never saw the info you posted about my Star Fleet record there is something wrong with the computer Keeps saying I can't access other peoples messages.. ?? Big hole there I'm afraid.

Anyway my Star Fleet record is common Knowledge. Everyone knows how awkward I can be but only when it's necessary. Remember it was Captain Picard that requested I serve on this ship not you!

Sometimes I have to do things that look a little suspicious. It's what I do.

What have/haven't I done now? And can I have a translator please, the only klingons I have ever dealt with were on my cat's bum after it ate my leftover curry 

If we knew how it happened we would have this mystery half solved!!!

Shall I just arrest you now? You drink potent cocktails in the afternoon, sleep around and have a criminal record....maybe you are my brother by another mother.

Ooooops....make that sister.

*tries to record reminder to buy Ro a Wonderbra on log thingy....gives up and writes note on back of hand*