are you having headaches again - I could scan you but I left my medical scanner on Delphi 4 when I went there to treat the injured.  Come and see me if they still persist and I'll run some tests on you and diagnostics on your sensor

*Whispers to Riker* I'm going to 9 forward to err make myself comfortable,  I#l let you play with my earring and other things *gives a little Bajoran wink*

See you all later folks

I noticed that too

I of course was as sober as a judge but some seemed to have a awful lot to say about the matter.

that was an short duty shift - we doctors of course are always on-call and on duty *polishes halo*  see you tomorrow

*taps side of nose Commander* something is missing apart from the Orb

***Lays on bed with pulsating forehead***......"You can never get seen in this warped factor"

nite Ro... off to slip into your boxers?

Night Dr Bevvy

there there Geordi *gives him a shot with the hypo spray* is that better now?

right night night scans to do and tests to examine

Hi Doc I'm here for that bad case of Irumodic Syndrome I've got

**Feeble cry** "nite nite Dr Crusher, hope I'm still here tomorrow".............

Ahhh just in time - lie down there on the bed.  Sorry I'll need to put a level 9 stasis field around you whilst you're treated.  This will take a couple of hours and the screen covering you looks scary but it will cure you.

Did you remember to bring my med kit with you and I'll need to know who you've been in contact with

 priority treatment......

Here's the kit. I've been hanging round that Crib place. Probably caught it off one of them

maj'qa

nadevvo

kefore' ki' ko' -

data why were you hanging about the tricolour??? - handling the orb and carefully inspecting it!!!!!!!!! answers  please honourable person

ki kant kanswers'

ni H ghuint ghobe

nighth everybody

lu' lu'

sujatlh 'e' yImev

P.S Troi - keep' kof' ky' knaffles' = hands off me snaffles

I did not lose nor darn the cat Ro. 

I had to escort Spot to the animal hospital where he was subjected to an extremely thorough examination of the rectum. I am not able to calculate  how that helped to cure his flea infestation at this time.   

I am here now Lieutenant. I had some re-stocking of the bar to attend to, it seems the crew were a thirsty bunch yesterday. My abundant wisdom must have foresaken me today because I didn't think to get here earlier to replenish the bar. I hope I have your forgiveness?

Can I get you anything?

It must be my age, Lieutenant. When one reaches their 6th century, one can find trival small talk, well, trivial.

Yes, 5 hours of continuous work must seem awfully strenuous to inferior organic life forms I agree.... but it was a mere warm up for me Geordi. 

And I am not sure what you refer to when you speak of "friends on Earth"? Are they a worthy but ineffectual environmental group? 

Did you not wish to try my new cocktail Ms Troi? It goes down so much better than those Slow Comfortable Screws you seem to love so much.

And you seem to have developed a real talent for listening all of a sudden, do you have any of my ancestors blood in you?

Ah Data, it was nice to see in in Ten Forward last night, even for such a brief time. You seemed quite preoccupied though, not your usual sparkly self at all. Mind you, you did seem quite cosy with that Dr Eulan.

Ah Guinan. Good evening to you. 

Could you please answer a question that has been puzzling me?

Yesterday afternoon in Ten-Forward I was conversing with Shuttle Chief Frath and he remarked that you had recently aksed him how to program a shuttle. As much as I admire your innate ability to direct an inquiry towards the appropriately named staff member I can not help but wonder why you would have the need for such knowledge.  

A prompt answer would sooth the static in my circuitry. Thank you. 

To be continually sparkly is not good for an Android's circuits. 

Dr Eulan is a valued colleague and as much as his conversational style would tempt one to do so.......basic human interaction etiquette says he can not be ignored 

It was as you say, Cmdr Riker, there were some loose tongues in here last night. I don't know if you'd like to have a word with Lieutenant Worf about the conduct of one of his security guards in here. He wasn't violent or rowdy, far from it in fact. He was talking, very freely, about some micro optic tracers, or something like that. He told us all how they are barely visible but can be used in conjunction with a tricoder, to monitor the movements of both people and objects around the ship. I thought I'd mention it to you rather than Lieutenant Worf as the poor chap was terrified of what he called the 'Wrath of Worf', especially as security has the responibilty for these tracers and their allocation to crew. Maybe that was why he was a sit tipsy, the fear of the Lieutenant and all that.

And a very Good Evening to you too Data. I realise that static in your cicuitry must be a most uncomfortable sensation for you, so I will explain my questions to Shuttle Chief Frath forth with. It is most simple, I merely wanted to send some of my refreshments to the archaeological team that are working on Delphi 4, the Ten Forward is so quiet without them. When you have lived as long as I have, you really learn to appreciate the little things.

*inbuilt foreign language translator blows a fuse*

Ah, Lieutenant Worf....   good evening to you. 

I see it has been reported that the Orb is missing. I calculate there is a high probability that you may have been in the presence of the thief while you fondled the Orb.... *language correction*.... handled the Orb and inspected it so carefully in the science lab. The inordinate length of time you spent with the Orb means you are the perfect person to report on any suspicious activity surrounding its short lived time in the lab.

Please report your findings promptly.  

*does a full body scan of Guinan's substantial frame* 

*fails to find the little things*

Indeed, this 'etiquette' can most certainly mean that you must interact with many that you would otherwise not wish to.

Goodnight Beverly. I do hope your scans and tests do not keep you from any midnight appointments. 

My intention was to pass this to you yesterday when I found it in Ten-Forward. Poor Spot's untimely visit to the veterinary with the restless index finger distracted me from delivering it to you in time. My sincere apologies. 

*notices Data doing a full body scan*

*is grateful for good genes and expensive moisturiser*

is that all? Beamed all the way up here and there isn't even a dead body? Pfffft.

*detects a new life form*

*files it under U for unintelligent*

Greetings 

Please tell me you are human. 

Errrr...Hello. 

This Will fella is mighty popular here, bet he thinks he's the big I.Am.