off you go then...replicate yourself some boobs 

I'll have a Cosmic Daze, with a triple voddka and a umbrealla

Ro making a tit of himself herself again

is she a he

Hard to tell....

 Making a real one takes talent 

Love it,  tis getting bitchy.......*bring in the custard pies*

have you seen the hairs on the legs.... like twigs

Yeah... Leers at  BEV...

dirty Vulker

sorry got thrown out - had to reboot

Oooo you hurt me deep there Vi.. I have to make do wif wot I am

The legs or the hairs

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

what happens now???

Sets up pies for flinging later.....

the hairs....can't see the wood for the trees, or is it the other way around.... either way you need a lumberjack in your nether regions

we're waiting for the Fleet captain....thingy

yep - just seen

Why are we flinging pies at the ghost of Michael Jackson??

We find out that I am right and you will all cheer like loons.

Or not.

am not... I liked him

who did you accuse Guinan?

Lies back and waits

Will Shagalot Riker

do we think Cmdr Riker has done a runner because he's guilty?

I see you've had the bleached Ro

he could be wibble wobbling all over the milky way now....

  None of this is making any sense ......and I am not alone!

 Given the FAILURE of this on-ship investigation..... and my impending demotion to wearing a red shirt  Starfleet Command  are organizing an ad hoc court on subspace - you will all be required to Report your exact knowledge of events To Extremely High UP Strafleet Admiral Huxley

Please gather your thoughts and prepare to testify - UNDER OATH! 

*despairs and turns on the sub-space transmission to Starfleet* 

Yup

euewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yes I tried going red leg but it was just not me

I have warped him up to fling them at you 

the who with the what now?

hunqui cai jim'

and not only that but.....where and why and with what!!!!!!!

just gather..I'm gathering, under oath

1st witness to testify:

 Should be Data - but he's down for "routine maintenance".....

This information has been recovered from his memory log

For days, the wicked undercover spy Dr. Rhom Eulan was hard at work.

When he learned the U.S.S. GaGa Enterprisewas on its way to Delphi 4 to retrieve the mystical Orb of Knowledge, Eulan contacted Romulan High Command.

The Romulans sent a cloaked Warbird to convey mission instructions to Dr.
Eulan. Unfortunately, the GaGa Enterprisearrived before the Romulan's had an
opportunity to remove the Orb. The Romulan's then devised a plan to seize
the Orb undetected, making it appear that it had been stolen or destroyed by
an GaGa Enterprisecrew member.

While on Delphi 4, Dr. Eulan secretly infected the seven unsuspecting
humanoids with a "nanite" and programmed each of them with the
command: "The GaGa Enterprisecrew is your enemy; secretly steal the Orb for the Romulans." Since Data is an android, Or. Eulan stunned him with a phaser
and reprogrammed him with the same instruction. The only two people who
returned to the ship unaffected by the "nanite" were Or. Eulan and Data.

Upon returning to the GaGa Enterprise yesterday, Data inspected the Orb and
devised a program to create a counterfeit. After the poker game, he went to
the hardware replicator in engineering to run the program. His fake looked
and sounded remarkably like the real thing. At 10:45 last night, he went to
the science lab with a blue bag, switched the Orbs and took the other Orb to
his quarters before reporting for night-duty. Just after 3:15 today, Data was in
his quarters writing a program for a unique "homing module." As he was
leaving, he asked the computer about the run time for program Data 253 and
heard a "wibble wobble, wibble wobble" sound coming from the bag. He
recognized it as the sound used in his fake Orb program! Upon further
testing, he realized that he did not have the real Orb of Knowledge.

Confused, Data returned to the science lab at 4:05, easily slipping past the
disoriented guard. Ducking for cover when Will beamed in, he emerged to
discover the containment field empty and the Orb gone.

Data then did what any sensible android would do - he placed the fake
Orb back into the containment field to give himself more time to locate the
real Orb. In this pursuit, Data successfully analyzed the information at hand.
Unfortunately, events took another turn as you will see ...