I think I may have found the drunk Scotty!!

Now to get him to work!! Geordi youare on!!

That  must have been a rough night last night. He's aged 20years!

Specially for Vi 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...ge&v=3PJ-MwMN-5c

you're just jellybus of my big norks

Spot has been spending far too much time with Data....whatever happened to 'i haz cheezburger'?

Bet they hang by your knees when you take your scaffolding bra off...

This may explain Spot's sudden and fantastic grasp of the english language...

I love Q.. I want to be him LOL

 At least someone was working!

 There is no power for the transporter so you'll have to transmit his coordinates to the Away Team and pray that one of them is sober enough to read the message.  They can bring him back on the shuttlecraft 

 Transmit on all frequencies - Time is of the essence!

THAT WAS SOME NIGHT!!!

Think we are getting instructions coming through..Love the new hair do!!

****Wipes tears from eyes****

Transmitting! Maybe he will be back there later!

We may have to leave this place 

That tickled me

I'm going nowhere 

I can hear crackling from the pile of communicators I recalled last night..........I hate the Essence of Time with crackling, I prefer Rosemary.......

You taste in aftershave leaves something to be acquired Geordi

Can;t remember which one was mine.

***Psssst, Scotty....keep your head down under the bar, I will bring you a large glass of the green stuff when the coast is clear .***

I'm off...got a hot date with this guy...says he's going to let me play with is light sabre..

Make sure you take precautions!!!!!!!.......

He's not from round 'ere 

RED ALERT - ALL HANDS THIS IS THE DOCTOR - there's no way they're takingme till Friday so I say we barricade ourselves into the bar

None of us are....the bloke I pulled last night was from a place called Galafray....he had two hearts 

Mind you....it sure makes a difference when you have two hearts pumping blood to various body parts 

I'm taking over control of this away mission

Ta, Geordi...A'll hae that bevvy, now.

Here Scotty, have a large one....Cheers .....keep yer head down tho, there's a Hooch loose aboot this hoose......Hic!

Excuse me Crusher, I will remind you of your station........get back to the medical quarters and count the little blue pills and report to me when you have the results.

***Thinks the Crusher has been self medicating***

I dunnae ken...what's the fuss aboot?

**Whispers** We are enjoying free time on Risa (well Vi seems to be having a great time anyway .) and we will have to return to the Starship when we find you...........so keep yer head down and your glass full and we could be here for the next millenuim 

Evening Data, care for a drink?

Thank you Geordi. A Cosmic Daze may be just the thing to help me sort out my memory banks  

Ah! Cheers!

Here's tae us, wha's like us? Damned few an' they're a' deid
 *raises glass*

Ah'm wid ye, lad!

One Cosmic Daze coming up Data, and don't fret, here on Risa time is of no consequence 

The great man himself   

*Data's catch up data log*  

Facts known about others... 

• I arrived late at Will's poker game. Just before I got there, I was passing a transporter pad and I saw Beverley get on carrying what looked like a "remote beacon" 
• Will beamed into and out of the science lab at 1605 
• Just before 1610 I passed Worf in the corridor walking quickly towards the science lab. He was carrying a blue engineering bag and seemed very preoccupied with his tricorder's display. He nearly knocked me down.