The cleaner comes in to polish off tidy up the mess

 Now how could this be sneaking in and swiping the last bottle of Scotch???

Before I collapsed went to bed. I got he natives to announce we are here. Scitty, Scatty (Uknow who might see one.

Oi you lot are supposed to be working!!!

Thought I found him there but it was Worfs dad

 What? What?

Oh I see!

Don't be alarmed - yes I'm the Borg Queen but I've decided to take a holiday and won't assimilate you all.

I'm just having a game of tennis with this borg 

Errrr That is not any tennis move I know!!

Worf may be wondering what went on last night

Data is even more confused!!

Can anyone explain to me how I got here??? And where is my special Deputy Commander outfit??

And the billis on your Tab Geordi. Your in charge!!! 

There you go Guinan We know you like hats

I have just spotted Scotty off the Starboard Bow, my senses tell me he is after cadging a lift...........

Got this snap of Bev, Deanna and that Hoochie bird....

Please tell me that is NOT body paint

I can imagine the eyes moving Groan!!!

Think you have a fault with your visor Geordi

 18 hours til warp core breach!!!

 *Monitors incoming transmissions on all channels hoping for a Status Report on Search for Scotty*....... is disappointed 

have you lot been messing about with the transporter again?? Looks like you transported back to the last MM....

try the Gents...heard someone calling him in there last night...I did log it.....I think....these buttons are very confusing.

You may need someone to confiscate the booty Hoochie

I volunteer for the job......I fancy Rabbit and Ale Pie in the mess tonight....

Ok Ok!!! I will have to use the old Bajoran method for aquiring missing men... The things I do

Send out message...

 He should come running soon

No sign of Scotty but I got Souvenirs and a post card for Ambassador Supes

Everyone else remember

Q!!!!

This whole thing could be a ruse.. He is always playing jokes on Star Fleet..

Q the omnipotent devil could be posing as Scotty - we have to be on our guard

Q??? who the chuff is Q???

he just appears with the snap of a finger - he's an omnipotent being from a race of Qs who can cause havoc - just don't ask how they reproduce

Blimey Bev, love, slight over use of the hairdryer this morning...

I reckon he's masquerading as that orb thingy! 

Go on..you know you want to tell me....

look you lot, if we can find this bloke, I'm sure Scotty will be a doddle

This ia what Q can do LOL

Look what I had done for the Captain....

Throws bottle in bin

I hacked into a few surveillance systems in various bars last night and guess what I came up with?