Crew members, listen carefully, I will say this only once.....You are all ordered to immediately hand in to me your Communicators as they have a serious fault.
Kimota you need to immediately go to Crusher who has a special Elixer for you.
you mean I can't continue playin on words with friends communicate with home 
Because Starfleet Admiral Hoochie said so on the other page 
Really? Where
I read it wrong...sorry supes 
I'm sure I heard Chief O'Brien say that there was no way we could get back on board until Friday and that's all the enouragement I needed 'chin chin darlinks'
Because Starfleet Admiral Hoochie said so on the other page
Really? Where
I read it wrong...sorry supes
Bugga, I thought I was on to something there
So, who has gone to Risa then?
I'm sure I heard Chief O'Brien say that there was no way we could get back on board until Friday and that's all the enouragement I needed 'chin chin darlinks'
I think you're right Bevvy, Friday should be full steam ahead... but I'll still be watching for any clues before then 
Right I'm off for swim look around for Scotty 
Bugga, I thought I was on to something there
So, who has gone to Risa then?
I'm not sure how many boarded Supes...I've fell over seen at least two in the bar 
Right I'm off for swim look around for Scotty
enjoy Bevvy 
I'm off to the disco.
I read it wrong...sorry supes
I'm sure I heard Chief O'Brien say that there was no way we could get back on board until Friday and that's all the enouragement I needed 'chin chin darlinks'
Out of role:
Before I go completely mad
I thought you guys had to be back within 48hrs with Scotty to save the warp core, (and I can't bliddy believe I just sodding well googled warp corehttp://www.starshipdatalink.ne...tions/coreeject.html) Am I right to assume that things are being 'time delayed 'til Fri for rl practical reasons?
Right I'm off for swim look around for Scotty
Enjoy Beverly, good work with Kimota..
Bugga, I thought I was on to something there
So, who has gone to Risa then?
I'm not sure how many boarded Supes...I've fell over seen at least two in the bar
Who are they then Deanna?
Kimota has gone on a sex holiday to Risa? And all I get is a lousy game
Don't you worry Ambassador Soops -you get ..
He was found lurking around Main Engineering just after the damage to the dilithium crystals was discovered. Thus far our interrogation team have been unable to get him to talk ..........
God you're good!! 
if Worf resigns his commission count yourself head-hunted! 
I'm off to the disco.
Is that the BB eye on the left?
I don't believe it....brace yourselves guys....but Scotty is definitely here....I heard someone calling his name as I walked past the gents....
Bugga, I thought I was on to something there
So, who has gone to Risa then?
I'm not sure how many boarded Supes...I've fell over seen at least two in the bar
Who are they then Deanna?
Beverly and Geordi... oh, I'm sure Vi will be in anyones someone's bunk somewhere
oh I see Vi's turned up
Kimota has gone on a sex holiday to Risa? And all I get is a lousy game
Don't you worry Ambassador Soops -you get ..
He was found lurking around Main Engineering just after the damage to the dilithium crystals was discovered. Thus far our interrogation team have been unable to get him to talk ..........
You really are too kind Admiral! (Just watched the undateables and therefore remembers beauty is only skin deep)
Now I'm going to have to google blumin dilithium crystals too aren't I
Errr...someone tell these guys they're in the wrong MM...
God you're good!! if Worf resigns his commission count yourself head-hunted!
I'm not wanting a head like Worf ta v muchly!
oh I see Vi's turned up
Oh god...don't let Spot drink the wine...Data's circuits will overload...
I'm off to the disco.
Is that the BB eye on the left?
No, it's me WATCHING yooouuuu
I read it wrong...sorry supes
I'm sure I heard Chief O'Brien say that there was no way we could get back on board until Friday and that's all the enouragement I needed 'chin chin darlinks'
Out of role:
Before I go completely mad I thought you guys had to be back within 48hrs with Scotty to save the warp core, (and I can't bliddy believe I just sodding well googled warp corehttp://www.starshipdatalink.ne...tions/coreeject.html) Am I right to assume that things are being 'time delayed 'til Fri for rl practical reasons?
Although keep your eye on the thread Supes, there could be some clues before then
oh I see Vi's turned up
Oh god...don't let Spot drink the wine...Data's circuits will overload...
there's not much left.... you raided the mini bar
Look what I have made from the bar snacks...
Vi, are you related to David Hockney? ^^^^^
I'm off to my cabin, that last drink has made my stomach wibble wobble........goodnight crew Hic!
Vi, are you related to David Hockney? ^^^^^
Not that I am aware of. Can't your spidey-senses tell if I am?
Vi, are you related to David Hockney? ^^^^^
Not that I am aware of. Can't your spidey-senses tell if I am?
I can sense emotions Vi, not bloody relations it's just that work of art up ^^^ reminds me his work
Reporting to Dr Crusher for this elixir stuff!
Reporting to Dr Crusher for this elixir stuff!
You'll be staying aboard crewman - I need somebody working on this ship!
Reporting to Dr Crusher for this elixir stuff!
You'll be staying aboard crewman - I need somebody working on this ship!
Aye Aye captain Admiral! I wasn't keen on going there anyway. Knowing my luck I'd get molested to death by those sex-crazed Rizorians!
Look what I have made from the bar snacks...
*heads for the Chapel*
Look what I have made from the bar snacks...
*heads for the Chapel*
I was heading for Ebay
Look what I have made from the bar snacks...
*heads for the Chapel*
It's a vegetarian nightmare! Mind you, all this stuff comes out of a replicator and so is veggie friendly!
Night in here, I'm heading to the luxury quarters...I only hope VBi's not been in my mini bar 
I'm off now...met some guy in the disco who claims he has lost his TARDIS...I have kindly offered to let him spend some time with my relative dimensions in space...he says his screwdriver is sonic
Night in here, I'm heading to the luxury quarters...I only hope VBi's not been in my mini bar
Night Deanna Be sure to look for Scotty tomorrow. Probably propping up a bar somewhere!
I'm off to my cabin. Night all
