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Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

 

*leaves game for Ambassador Supes to play with*

 

Geee thanks! (What the heck is it?!)

you put the visor on and you have to try and get the swirly thing into the trumpet which is not as easy as it looks and it in no way controls your mind

FM
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:

 EMERGENCY: ALL SYSTEMS RED ALERT!


Due to an unexplained deterioration of the dilithium crystal matrix the warp core will breach in approximately 48 hours.  The Chief Engineer has been unable to determine the source of the problem and there is no known solution.  ALL crew members should report for duty to begin evacuation Procedures.


Our only possible hope to avert this disaster is if we can find the core designer Admiral Scot (Scotty) last contact 15 years ago heading for the planet Risa.  All power has been diverted to the core and we are now heading for Risa at warp factor 9.  We expect to go into orbit over the planet in 2.3 hours.


Volunteers are now required for an Away Mission to the Planet. Objective: Beam up Scotty.  Only dedicated and committed crew need apply as Risa is a challenging planet for those of less than resolute dispositions!  The future of the ship may depend on the success of the mission. 


Briefing Notes on Risa for those unfamiliar with the planet below:





 

Mmm! The 'frank and open sexuality' appeals but as redshirts like me inevitably get killed on strange planets, I think I'll pass. I'll help out in the teleport  transporter room.

kimota
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
 

 

it will keep you occupied until we get back Friday and that's just sussing out what it is

Mmmm, so you're going to be gone until Friday then are you Deanna, and how, may I ask, do you know that? Huh?

 

 

Because Starfleet Admiral Hoochie said so on the other page

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:
 

 

it will keep you occupied until we get back Friday and that's just sussing out what it is

Mmmm, so you're going to be gone until Friday then are you Deanna, and how, may I ask, do you know that? Huh?

 

 

Because Starfleet Admiral Hoochie said so on the other page

Really? Where

FM

 *weeps* as the shuttlecraft streaks towards Risa

 

 Did any of that Crew listen to the Mission Objectives?

 

 THIS IS NOT A HOLIDAY!!!  

 

Crewman Kimota I need you to send a subspace transmission repeating the Mission objectives every 15 minutes to each and every one of the Away Team's communicators ....by some miracle maybe one of them will meet Scotty in a bar or something  maybe something will stick!

Starfleet Admiral hoochie
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:

 *weeps* as the shuttlecraft streaks towards Risa

 

 Did any of that Crew listen to the Mission Objectives?

 

 THIS IS NOT A HOLIDAY!!!  

 

Crewman Kimota I need you to send a subspace transmission repeating the Mission objectives every 15 minutes to each and every one of the Away Team's communicators ....by some miracle maybe one of them will meet Scotty in a bar or something  maybe something will stick!

Right you are Admiral!

kimota
Originally Posted by Geordi:

Crew members, listen carefully, I will say this only once.....You are all ordered to immediately hand in to me your Communicators as they have a serious fault.

 

 

Kimota you need to immediately go to Crusher who has a special Elixer for you.

Kimota has gone on a sex holiday to Risa? And all I get is a lousy game

FM

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