Ihwlin qui

I am very important - these are mere trifles

my job is to look after the REAL orb

hewlen qua  gui 'lon

knaffle

....and a fine uniform it is too! 

Why do you think that Bev? What happened and when/where?

Is my memory correct that it was only go and Guinan were absent from the poker? Where were you?

Oh, and what time did you leave Dr E's place again? And were you 'compos mentis' by then?

So you reckon it's still there somewhere Worf?

How's that?

hwelem caj

My tricorder is tracking the real orb - the others are fakes -it is moving around the ship

that is all I know honourable soops

off to enjoy prune juice

hr'len swl ciaj qu linH'

All I remember was being in Ten Forward - I was given a drink by Dr E.  shortly after I felt compelled to go to his quarters and then I woke up the next morning and went back to my own quarters (I don't know what time I left his quarters.

I wasn't at the poker match because I had an emergency call - as I've stated I am the only doctor on board and can get a call from anyone anywhere within the ship

When I say that I am the only official crew member doctor on board - Dr E was a guest and does not have a licence to treat

 EMERGENCY: ALL SYSTEMS RED ALERT!

Due to an unexplained deterioration of the dilithium crystal matrix the warp core will breach in approximately 48 hours.  The Chief Engineer has been unable to determine the source of the problem and there is no known solution.  ALL crew members should report for duty to begin evacuation Procedures.

Our only possible hope to avert this disaster is if we can find the core designer Admiral Scot (Scotty) last contact 15 years ago heading for the planet Risa.  All power has been diverted to the core and we are now heading for Risa at warp factor 9.  We expect to go into orbit over the planet in 2.3 hours.

Volunteers are now required for an Away Mission to the Planet. Objective: Beam up Scotty.  Only dedicated and committed crew need apply as Risa is a challenging planet for those of less than resolute dispositions!  The future of the ship may depend on the success of the mission. 

Briefing Notes on Risa for those unfamiliar with the planet below:

Think I recall you saying that he was a Consulting Colleague Bev. What was he consulting on and at whose invite? How long has he been on the ship and where did he come from?

****Packs bag for Risa......makes sure that it is well padded out to prevent any jelly like sounds escaping****

What color is your bag Geordi.. Mines Black

Wait till you see me in my  Risa survival swim suit

Errr I mean I volunteer Sir!

whoa!

this is a bit new to me

but i only watched james t kirk in the old series

outta date i am lol

I found this on the InterGalactic Net..

It's a start.

Waaaay out of Date LOL!!!

Beam me up Scotty........

...NOW.

*lobs 'private' items in Geordi's bag to prevent another Tulisa moment at customs*

"Unadulterated pleasure"??

Heck, *I* volunteer! 

I'm here ready for the off

I'm sensing we're off on a jaunt. my Captain agrees I'm fabulous at my job 

I am so going! You need me. I'll be the one listening out for clues as to his whereabouts whilst you lot live it up.

Then throw it up.

he was a guest of the captain and his mission is classified for now

READY.

Hands Vi a cardigan. 

No one goes to the pleasure planet without me - you need a doctor, afterall, if you have one of those horga'hn thingies  your gonna need my services

*leaves game for Ambassador Supes to play with*

I've never been to Risa so what should I bring with me - swimming cossie, yoga outfit?   I got the T-shirt

^^^^^ trollop

I am happy to confirm that your senses are correct in this instance.

In case anyone wants to check it - here's my bag

along with my medikit

no wibble wobbles in here

  Great to see such team spirit - the cream of Starfleet!  

The shuttle will be ready to go in 15 minutes - please ensure you are in full uniform as befit Starfleet Officers - and remember you represent the Federation when you reach the planet.  

 Oh...... and remember the mission BEAM SCOTTY UP!!

Geordi will be in command of the Away team -   Guinan I know I can count on you to be a good Deputy Commander

I will expect regular updates! Your Crewmates are counting on you!

 Good Luck!

*stows away*

runs to get change..... I was busy

*****Ooooooh I'm in charge....can feel a Captain Mannering feeling coming over me with this lot  *****

Uniforms must be worn at all times, unless I give explicit orders to disrobe! 

*dons special Deputy Commander and loving it outfit*

here's you uniform Vi, I found it in the rubbish storage area

I think I like it 

Geee thanks! (What the heck is it?!)

So nice of you to lend me your Sunday best, but I think I'll pass thanks.

Probably be too big for me anyway.

well they don't like it up 'em