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Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Well Riker You and Geordi both seem to have had a heated day Yesterday because I Heard the 2 of you having an argument later in the afternoon on the the Bridge Remember Geordi saying"You are not competant to touch that probe or anything else to do this equipment on this ship."

If I remember rightly to which you replied,"

Once more my attention is drawn to Geordi.

Why so much contention over what used to be clearly defined operating procedures on this Star Ship.

Every one is acting very strange ever since that Orb came on board.

Ro, What are the clearly defined operating procedures?

Throw's book at Super.. Here read it yourself.

I had assumed that you were referring to a specific procedure, I can't open the manual, so can you tell me what this is please

4/9/1212:06 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Okay, don't really understand how this works, but, am I allowed to ask questions? If so:

Beverley, I assume that you are attending to the sick: Dr. Rhom Eulan and the two guards, (the one with phaser burns who was at the scene and the one who had severe temporal disorientation) Is that correct? If so, how are they doing? Has anyone questioned them about what happened? Oh, and what are the guards names?

is it this question Ambassador Supes?? If so I did answer - in that I can't say anything under the temporal prime directive which if you don't know means that I can say nothing under pain of arrest and imprisonment

4/9/1212:07 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

It was as you say, Cmdr Riker, there were some loose tongues in here last night. I don't know if you'd like to have a word with Lieutenant Worf about the conduct of one of his security guards in here. He wasn't violent or rowdy, far from it in fact. He was talking, very freely, about some micro optic tracers, or something like that. He told us all how they are barely visible but can be used in conjunction with a tricoder, to monitor the movements of both people and objects around the ship. I thought I'd mention it to you rather than Lieutenant Worf as the poor chap was terrified of what he called the 'Wrath of Worf', especially as security has the responibilty for these tracers and their allocation to crew. Maybe that was why he was a sit tipsy, the fear of the Lieutenant and all that.

Guinan, what was the name of the guard you mention and why does he fear Worf?

No idea Super. He talked and talked but I never got his name, maybe he was too tipsy to remember it?

4/9/1212:07 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Oh and talking of Delphi 4, as I was earlier, I have just recalled a conversation I had with Chief o'Brien in the Ten-Forward this morning. He seemed quite perplexed. He told me that at 7:30 the previous night the transporter records showed that there had been an unauthorised visit to Delphi 4. He said that whoever it was didn't want to be discovered as they erased the transporter trace pattern and now he has ni idea as to who or what was transported there. he really was most worried about this. I suppose his job is on the line?

Guinan, who is Chief O'Brien?

Not all of us watch star-trek, just trying to join in. And the answer to the question is?

4/9/1212:08 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Guinan, who is Chief O'Brien?

Errrrrr....

*checks log book to see if that knows*

It seems he's the Transporter Chief. Probably.

4/9/1212:10 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

If I remember rightly to which you replied,"

Once more my attention is drawn to Geordi.

Why so much contention over what used to be clearly defined operating procedures on this Star Ship.

Every one is acting very strange ever since that Orb came on board.

Ro, What are the clearly defined operating procedures?

Throw's book at Super.. Here read it yourself.

I had assumed that you were referring to a specific procedure, I can't open the manual, so can you tell me what this is please

I cannot discuss Technical matters with a non Star fleet person sorry. I was merely talking about the standard rules.

4/9/1212:10 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Evening

Guinan, pleased you're here, I wonderer if you could explain something to me

Yesterday when Commander Riker arranged to have a poker game in his quarters between 1900hrs and 21hrs, you said you couldn't make it because you were on duty in 10 forward. My extrodianary senses told me you were not telling the truth!

You don't need to be psychic to see I was indeed not in the Ten-Forward at 10pm yesterday. The log clearly shows I wasn't. I was infact hoping to get some private intense meditation time to explore my own extraordinary listening skills and the mystical qualities of my culture. It was not to be, sadly. I shall try again soon, one's culture is so important.

So, you didn't get your meditation time Guinan? Why was that? What prevented you and what did you do instead?

It didn't happen because, as I stated later, I had been hoping to spend time with the Orb in the hope that it would help me understand my culture better. Sadly, I do not have the right clearance to gain access to the Orb, so had to leave it at that. And now it seems I will never get the chance to be near it.

4/9/1212:12 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Ro/ Beverly/ Will, who did you sleep with that night?

Chokes on coffee.. Splutter....

And the answer to the question is?

It appears I slept alone.... Don't tell Vi

It would appear or you did!?

And went to play a quick game of poker with Geordi at 7a.m. Is that correct? If so, was anyone else there and if so whom?

4/9/1212:13 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Geordi:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

and some more juicy gossip.....

Why was Ro coming out of your quarters at 07.00?...and in a bad mood too, nothing wrong with my sensory powers this morning

We had a quick game of poker and Ro lost.....case of a bad loser....

Was anyone else there Geordi, and if so whom?

4/9/1212:13 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Have you ever 'slept' (in the broadest sense of the word!) with RE Ro?

OK I might have rolled in the hay with him but I did not sleep

As I said, in the broadest sense of the word! So when did you have sexual relations with Dr. RE ? And when was the last time?

4/9/1212:15 PM

JamesMember

Here's something better than bags... I saw Worf running a program at the hardwear replicator in Engineering at about 1545 hours today.He made a device that looked very interesting. I had never seen anything like it before so I requested the technical specification from the computer. I just happen to have it with me in my BLACK BAG!!

Take a gander...

4/9/1212:17 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Geordi:

At 1650 hours (4.50 this afternoon) I felt a bit parched and went to Ten-Forward to get a drink................Guinan wasn't there so I went behind the bar to help myself to a large one..............I was suprised to see an Engineering Tricorder with a technical drawing on it's screen.........

I wonder how that got there? The things people leave in bars these days is shocking. So careless. And what does Worf have to say about this? His security team is abismal.

4/9/1212:18 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

But you are tending to them yes? (You mentioned several times that you had burns to tend to!)

What makes you assert that Cmdr Riker is releasing your medical log records? What has he released and how do you know this?

Sorry Ambassador Supes - I missed this communique - when I say he is releasing my medical log records I mean in that he released that PADD information about Dr Eulan and his physiology. That information is strictly confidential and should not have been released by anyone but the Captain. I have had no such message from Cpt Picard to say it was being released.

Mmm, wonder what this nurse is up to releasing that info. to Will when you are clearly superior? What do you know about the nurse?

4/9/1212:18 PM

Cmd William T RikerMember

Deanna, Ensign faxe mentioned that when I left the bridge at 4, you dropped everything and "appeared" to follow me.. Where you following me Deanna?

4/9/1212:19 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Ro/ Beverly/ Will, who did you sleep with that night?

Chokes on coffee.. Splutter....

And the answer to the question is?

It appears I slept alone.... Don't tell Vi

It would appear or you did!?

And went to play a quick game of poker with Geordi at 7a.m. Is that correct? If so, was anyone else there and if so whom?

I slept alone

I cannot remember the poker game.

If Geordi says I was there and lost so be it..

4/9/1212:20 PM

GeordiMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Geordi:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

and some more juicy gossip.....

Why was Ro coming out of your quarters at 07.00?...and in a bad mood too, nothing wrong with my sensory powers this morning

We had a quick game of poker and Ro lost.....case of a bad loser....

Was anyone else there Geordi, and if so whom?

Apart from the Klingon on the starboard bow, no, we were alone....

4/9/1212:21 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Mmm, wonder what this nurse is up to releasing that info. to Will when you are clearly superior? What do you know about the nurse?

as I said earlier - it is possible that Cmdr Riker pulled rank. I am having a disciplinary meeting with her tomorrow. I know very little of this nurse other than she is a competent worker - I've never had any problems with her before

4/9/1212:21 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Who is that then?

Oh and btw...I'm still awaiting answers to my other questions!

I can't say - he's superior Supes in every way with his cute little egg head and dreamy readings of Shakespeare Oops! don't you dare tell anyone

Oh, but you can You seem to be deliberately evading my questions re Dr. RE, is it him?

4/9/1212:22 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Have you ever 'slept' (in the broadest sense of the word!) with RE Ro?

OK I might have rolled in the hay with him but I did not sleep

As I said, in the broadest sense of the word! So when did you have sexual relations with Dr. RE ? And when was the last time?

Are you some kind of pervert ! ??

Mind your own business..

Who did you sleep with last night, was it good??

4/9/1212:22 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Geordi:

Can you see this?

Nope!

4/9/1212:24 PM

Deanna TroiMember

Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:

Deanna, Ensign faxe mentioned that when I left the bridge at 4, you dropped everything and "appeared" to follow me.. Where you following me Deanna?

I saw you leaving the bridge and with all your jabbering about the Orb in your sleep... I was tempted to follow you to prove your innocence my sweet

4/9/1212:25 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Now then, I have a question for Guinan - I was on my way to sickbay at about 1515 today when I passed you coming out of my office. There was a smile on your face - a secretive smile.

Well not long after one of my assitants noticed that a temporal disorientation drug was missing - you know the one - Mickeyfinnaly

You took it didn't you and what did you do with it and why did you need it?

Yes I did. I mixed it in to one of my Cosmic Dazes as an experiment. I saw it done frequently in the place called Newcastle and it seemed to enhance the mystical effects of the alcohol. As a woman of a certain age, I stay young by moisturising well and keeping my brain active. These experiments are all part of the thirst for knowledge I have.

4/9/1212:28 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Will/Ensignmuf Commander Riker

At 14.05 you initiated a transporter sequence to beam into the forward probe storage area and you were carrying a gray engineering bag...what was in it, or more to the point what were you going to put in it?

What was in it?

Why some flowers for you dear.

I feel bad now, I'll make up for it later

Ha Ha, you buying that explanation?

4/9/1212:28 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

If I wasn't there how did I get the card I told you I saw Dr Eulan hand you the card, if I wasn't there how did I see it Th

Supes the game started at 19.00hrs and ended at 21.00hrs, the only one that I can remember not being there was Guinan.

So Ro was definitely there and was handed a card with co-ordinates by Dr. RE during the game? And is now saying that you weren't there, mmm veeeerrry interesting, taps nose!

The card was handed to Geordi by Dr Eulan and I was there, I hung around and took the card after the game. I then scanned it and found the co-ordinates.

I was questiong Geordi saying I wasn't there. The only person I didn't notice being there was Guinan, who told me she was going to be on duty at 10 Forward which she later admitted was not true.

Deanne, unless I'm mistaken it was Ro who said that you weren't there?

4/9/1212:30 PM

Deanna TroiMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

I feel bad now, I'll make up for it later

Ha Ha, you buying that explanation?

No, shhhhhh

4/9/1212:31 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

If I wasn't there how did I get the card I told you I saw Dr Eulan hand you the card, if I wasn't there how did I see it Th

Supes the game started at 19.00hrs and ended at 21.00hrs, the only one that I can remember not being there was Guinan.

So Ro was definitely there and was handed a card with co-ordinates by Dr. RE during the game? And is now saying that you weren't there, mmm veeeerrry interesting, taps nose!

The card was handed to Geordi by Dr Eulan and I was there, I hung around and took the card after the game. I then scanned it and found the co-ordinates.

I was questiong Geordi saying I wasn't there. The only person I didn't notice being there was Guinan, who told me she was going to be on duty at 10 Forward which she later admitted was not true.

Deanne, unless I'm mistaken it was Ro who said that you weren't there?

Ignore me I meant Beverly was not there.. Sorry

4/9/1212:32 PM

Cmd William T RikerMember

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:

Deanna, Ensign faxe mentioned that when I left the bridge at 4, you dropped everything and "appeared" to follow me.. Where you following me Deanna?

I saw you leaving the bridge and with all your jabbering about the Orb in your sleep... I was tempted to follow you to prove your innocence my sweet

Did you put them flowers in water sweetheart?

4/9/1212:32 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

I had assumed that you were referring to a specific procedure, I can't open the manual, so can you tell me what this is please

I cannot discuss Technical matters with a non Star fleet person sorry. I was merely talking about the standard rules.

But you can give me the whole manual to read

4/9/1212:33 PM

Deanna TroiMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Deanne, unless I'm mistaken it was Ro who said that you weren't there?

Sorry, I was mistaken, either way I was there and picked the card up

4/9/1212:35 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Guinan:

So, you didn't get your meditation time Guinan? Why was that? What prevented you and what did you do instead?

So what did you do whilst the others were at the poker game Guinan?

4/9/1212:35 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

I had assumed that you were referring to a specific procedure, I can't open the manual, so can you tell me what this is please

I cannot discuss Technical matters with a non Star fleet person sorry. I was merely talking about the standard rules.

But you can give me the whole manual to read

Ahh but could you open it? (Snigger)

4/9/1212:37 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Now then, I have a question for Guinan - I was on my way to sickbay at about 1515 today when I passed you coming out of my office. There was a smile on your face - a secretive smile.

Well not long after one of my assitants noticed that a temporal disorientation drug was missing - you know the one - Mickeyfinnaly

You took it didn't you and what did you do with it and why did you need it?

Yes I did. I mixed it in to one of my Cosmic Dazes as an experiment. I saw it done frequently in the place called Newcastle and it seemed to enhance the mystical effects of the alcohol. As a woman of a certain age, I stay young by moisturising well and keeping my brain active. These experiments are all part of the thirst for knowledge I have.

do you seriously expect me to believe that ^ sounds more like you were deliberately trying to incapacitate someone - what I want to know is why?

btw that oil of Youlie (how the hell did she get into this MM?) isn't working

4/9/1212:37 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Ro Laren:

Have you ever 'slept' (in the broadest sense of the word!) with RE Ro?

OK I might have rolled in the hay with him but I did not sleep

As I said, in the broadest sense of the word! So when did you have sexual relations with Dr. RE ? And when was the last time?

Are you some kind of pervert ! ??

Mind your own business..

Who did you sleep with last night, was it good??

Oooo touchy! Have I hit a nerve?

And the answer to my questions are?

4/9/1212:38 PM

ViMember

Well, well, this is the busiest the Ten Forward has been for a while! I'll just make up a few barrels of Cosmic Daze and you can dip in when you like.

Ah, Deanna, my lovely, would I be correct in thinking that you and the lovely Commander Riker have moved beyond the platonic now? I mean, leaving his place at 0700 can really only mean one thing, can't it?

4/9/1212:38 PM

Deanna TroiMember

Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Cmd William T Riker:

Deanna, Ensign faxe mentioned that when I left the bridge at 4, you dropped everything and "appeared" to follow me.. Where you following me Deanna?

I saw you leaving the bridge and with all your jabbering about the Orb in your sleep... I was tempted to follow you to prove your innocence my sweet

Did you put them flowers in water sweetheart?

I have darling.... I have teleported them to my quarters and spread some petals on the bed

4/9/1212:39 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Who is that then?

Oh and btw...I'm still awaiting answers to my other questions!

I can't say - he's superior Supes in every way with his cute little egg head and dreamy readings of Shakespeare Oops! don't you dare tell anyone

Oh, but you can You seem to be deliberately evading my questions re Dr. RE, is it him?

Dr RE does not have an egg head or read Shakespeare but a certain Captain does - I shall have to love him from afar for I'm far too professional to take it further

4/9/1212:40 PM

JamesMember

Getting back to more important things .....

I happened to see Data at around`16.05 today on his way to the science lab carrying (Wait for it....) A BLUE makeup Engineering Bag and a Tricorder. He came out of the lab a few minutes later.

4/9/1212:40 PM

Deanna TroiMember

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Well, well, this is the busiest the Ten Forward has been for a while! I'll just make up a few barrels of Cosmic Daze and you can dip in when you like.

Commander Riker and I go way back...

4/9/1212:42 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Originally Posted by Beverly Crusher:

Now then, I have a question for Guinan - I was on my way to sickbay at about 1515 today when I passed you coming out of my office. There was a smile on your face - a secretive smile.

Well not long after one of my assitants noticed that a temporal disorientation drug was missing - you know the one - Mickeyfinnaly

You took it didn't you and what did you do with it and why did you need it?

do you seriously expect me to believe that ^ sounds more like you were deliberately trying to incapacitate someone - what I want to know is why?

btw that oil of Youlie (how the hell did she get into this MM?) isn't working

It's working better than Worf's botox.

And I now know that the heady mixture of my Cosmic Daze and mickeyfinnalyn is a most potent one for one of Worf's guards drank my Cosmic Daze just before going on duty. But when I walked past the science lab at about 1610, it was Worf on duty, not this guard. I assumed the guard had taken poorly and was trying to sleep it off. Now he really will face the 'Wrath of Worf'. I hope he can forgive me.

4/9/1212:43 PM

ViMember

Originally Posted by Deanna Troi:

Originally Posted by Guinan:

Well, well, this is the busiest the Ten Forward has been for a while! I'll just make up a few barrels of Cosmic Daze and you can dip in when you like.

Commander Riker and I go way back...

So why were you there at such an early hour?

4/9/1212:44 PM

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