quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom
My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"
Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago
Soap dodgers, eurgh!
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom
My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"
Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago
Soap dodgers, eurgh!
Oh that is terrible but really funny
did she ever hear them sing it?
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
No, our passenger is a combination of horrible odours, ranging from unwashed clothes, stale tobacco and alcohol, to body odour, etc. It's worse when he's been standing in the rain for a while. It seems to intensify the stench.
Oh god I really feel for you, I can't stand smelly people and to shut in an enclosed space with one
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom
My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"
Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago
Soap dodgers, eurgh!
Brillant!
Oh, Hyper, did you help them make that up?
quote:Ooh it's all coming back to me now. She smelt like she had 'had a good night' would be a polite way to put it
Eurghhhh, god
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I used to work for a Paint Factory, i did alot of work in the small cubicle Offices on the shop floor..there was a Guy who stunk to high heaven....
...he would cycle to work, change into his overalls (never had a quick wash though the facilities were there) and do that week in week out in the same clothes, just transferring the smell to his overalls, which, at the end of each day he would hang on a hook and NEVER take them home & wash them....it was bogging!!!
We tried the sending him gift packs of Lynx & soap through the post (anonymously), and every Christmas we'd get him smellies for his Secret Santa etc.....
In the end we had to tell him!!! This was ground in DIRT and months & months worth of stale sweat....never changed a thing.....I bet he still stinks to this day!!
I can deal with a Man doing a manual job and being abit sweaty when they get home before they have a shower BUT not being un-hygenic....Urgh!!! xxx
oh god
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
We give someone a lift to work each morning, and he stinks the car out. We don't know what to do. We are too cowardly to tell him. We are doomed.
Was it you that had this problem on the old forum Fabienne?
I remember someone did and the replies were very funny - if not actually very helpful
oh god I remember that thread....it was a smelly female though wasn't it?
Temps
Ooh it's all coming back to me now. She smelt like she had 'had a good night' would be a polite way to put it
Fabienne, I don't know what to suggest as I'd guess that your lift doesn't smell of the same thing
that was her Veg
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that is terrible but really funny
did she ever hear them sing it?
I imagine she did at some point, although I was never present when they were taken to visit her.
She never used washing powder in her machine
We once went to visit on new year's day soon after we got married. She'd been asleep on the sofa and when she got up, there was a big skid mark up the back of her nightie
Just the thought of her makes me feel queasy! Glad we haven't seen her in eons...
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that is terrible but really funny
did she ever hear them sing it?
I imagine she did at some point, although I was never present when they were taken to visit her.
She never used washing powder in her machine
We once went to visit on new year's day soon after we got married. She'd been asleep on the sofa and when she got up, there was a big skid mark up the back of her nightie
Just the thought of her makes me feel queasy! Glad we haven't seen her in eons...
Man alive
I'm feeling a bit ill after reading this thread
Theres a girl at work that has BO, but I'm too much of a wimp to say anything
Theres a girl at work that has BO, but I'm too much of a wimp to say anything
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
They think they smell of "real man"
I can't stand smelly blokes. He could look like Johnny Depp's better-looking brother, but if his pits stank, forget it.
Euugghhhh yes I agree.
Because if their breath or armpits stink then how much worse is the rest of them
LOL!
my nan used to call the nether regions-the 'undermeat'
nooooooooooooo NAN..
It's a serious issue. Not to be sniffed at
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:
I'm feeling a bit ill after reading this thread
Theres a girl at work that has BO, but I'm too much of a wimp to say anything
just faint when she walks past-and if your workmates ask if you'd like a drink of water say 'no-a peg!' then stare directly at her
the subtle approach always works
Hypermnesia
LOL Im feeling and laffing my head off here ...
the dirty old mare ..Yuck
regarding smelly workers ....
You should Always let the boss sort these problems out.....
Or blast them with a power washer ..lol
Im really glad you all agree that stale sweat /BO is a turn off and not sex musk for you laydees ....
LOL Im feeling and laffing my head off here ...
the dirty old mare ..Yuck
regarding smelly workers ....
You should Always let the boss sort these problems out.....
Or blast them with a power washer ..lol
Im really glad you all agree that stale sweat /BO is a turn off and not sex musk for you laydees ....
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Man alive
She turned up for one of their baptisms stinking of oniony BO, holey tights, and her uncombed hair squished flat on one side of her head. Oh yes, she couldn't find one half of her dentures.
Her husband had a rare form of dementia, she didn't look after him at all. He was wearing a stained crimplene suit which was miles too big. He stank of pee and cried loudly throughout the service
Oh my days...
And no, fabienne, of course I didn't help them make up the song. If I had, it would have been much worse, haha!
Former Member
Poor you Hypermnesia.
That's a nightmare scenario, we have someone in my family that is really dotty and has personal hygiene (sp) problems.
When my son got married recently he had invited this person and I was really worried that the new DILs family would have passed comments or something.
Fortunately on the day this person was unwell and so couldn't come so the problem was avoided.
That's a nightmare scenario, we have someone in my family that is really dotty and has personal hygiene (sp) problems.
When my son got married recently he had invited this person and I was really worried that the new DILs family would have passed comments or something.
Fortunately on the day this person was unwell and so couldn't come so the problem was avoided.
Veggie, I can imagine the scenario, glad it turned out fine in the end!
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quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Veggie, I can imagine the scenario, glad it turned out fine in the end!
Thanks hun
I'm sure it would have kicked off as the DILs mother made personal comments to my oldest friend and then to my friends daughter over something minor so God only knows how she would have reacted to be in the vicinity of someone stinky
Families eh??
at work i have a customer who reeks to the high heavens and i swear he looks through the window to see if i'm having something to eat then comes in and puts me right off he's been barred from all our local pubs i wish i could bar him out too
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