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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom

My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"

Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago

Soap dodgers, eurgh!

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom

My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"

Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago

Soap dodgers, eurgh!

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Originally posted by fabienne:
No, our passenger is a combination of horrible odours, ranging from unwashed clothes, stale tobacco and alcohol, to body odour, etc. It's worse when he's been standing in the rain for a while. It seems to intensify the stench.

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
My ex MIL was a dirty besom

My children made up a song about her, to the tune of "Mary, Mary, quite contrary"

Granny Mary, fat and hairy
Why do you have B.O.?
You really smell
And we can tell
You washed a long time ago-o-o
You washed a long time ago

Soap dodgers, eurgh!

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Ooh it's all coming back to me now. She smelt like she had 'had a good night' would be a polite way to put it

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Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I used to work for a Paint Factory, i did alot of work in the small cubicle Offices on the shop floor..there was a Guy who stunk to high heaven....

...he would cycle to work, change into his overalls (never had a quick wash though the facilities were there) and do that week in week out in the same clothes, just transferring the smell to his overalls, which, at the end of each day he would hang on a hook and NEVER take them home & wash them....it was bogging!!!

We tried the sending him gift packs of Lynx & soap through the post (anonymously), and every Christmas we'd get him smellies for his Secret Santa etc.....

In the end we had to tell him!!! This was ground in DIRT and months & months worth of stale sweat....never changed a thing.....I bet he still stinks to this day!!

I can deal with a Man doing a manual job and being abit sweaty when they get home before they have a shower BUT not being un-hygenic....Urgh!!! xxx

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by fabienne:
We give someone a lift to work each morning, and he stinks the car out. We don't know what to do. We are too cowardly to tell him. We are doomed.

Was it you that had this problem on the old forum Fabienne?
I remember someone did and the replies were very funny - if not actually very helpful

oh god I remember that thread....it was a smelly female though wasn't it?

Temps

Ooh it's all coming back to me now. She smelt like she had 'had a good night' would be a polite way to put it

Fabienne, I don't know what to suggest as I'd guess that your lift doesn't smell of the same thing

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

Oh that is terrible but really funny

did she ever hear them sing it?

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

Oh that is terrible but really funny

did she ever hear them sing it?

I imagine she did at some point, although I was never present when they were taken to visit her.

She never used washing powder in her machine

We once went to visit on new year's day soon after we got married. She'd been asleep on the sofa and when she got up, there was a big skid mark up the back of her nightie

Just the thought of her makes me feel queasy! Glad we haven't seen her in eons...

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
They think they smell of "real man"
I can't stand smelly blokes. He could look like Johnny Depp's better-looking brother, but if his pits stank, forget it.

Euugghhhh yes I agree.
Because if their breath or armpits stink then how much worse is the rest of them

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
I'm feeling a bit ill after reading this thread

Theres a girl at work that has BO, but I'm too much of a wimp to say anything

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

Man alive

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Veggie, I can imagine the scenario, glad it turned out fine in the end!