It sounds pretty gruesome so I won't be googling lol. Amazing what can be found on the web, and looked at  

DARLO!

its not big & its not clever!

Down this road an ASBO lies!

 Ditty, i'm going to revert back.

You should Darlo... it made you stand out from the rabble!

However, I have seen some good come of your forum defection...  I noticed you kicking some ass during big brother ..   it made me laugh!

Like what?.

If you're being led astray I hope you'll return to the guy we know as Darlo  

well... put it this way...... the Duck was about to swoop in to defend you when you appeared to be under fire....

..but came back all ---->    saying you seemed to be giving as good as you got without any help from her!

I can't remember lmao.

no you wouldn't.,...  we left you to it!

 Obviously it was amusing.

Can someone explain whats wrong with it, I can't go back to find out, I've scared mr stonks for life showing him that....

I daredn't look yet stonks... Ickle is next to me on the sofa!

But... I am not convinced until I see a medical name for it!
..

Oh btw Ditty I tried some Terry's Chocolate Orange cookies last week from the ASDA Bakery.

I don't like orange chocolate Darlo... so I will be giving those ones a miss...

Have you tried the Yorkie ones though... they are goood!  (though my son tried to tell me they weren't for girls...)

also..... a diseased ladygarden thread may not be the best place to discuss the different varieties of supermarket baked cookies!

I don't know the real medical term, but you can bet whoever named it has never had a waffle.

LOL inappropriate of me Ditty.


Perhaps they like waffling on Blizzie?.

they made a whole website for it Blizzie!!!

anyway... I will wait til I actually have a look at it...

I reckon I can handle it...   I once took a mirror to have a look at me own bits when I was 9 months pregnant!   Nothing could freak me out more than that!

Oh yes it could..

Would it be wrong of me to take a copy of it into my local paint shop and ask for one of the colours to be made up, I seem to be drifting towards the jade....

hahaha!

dare ya!

Oh flip me Stonks.  

But the jade is pretty Tates....

Wonder if you could ruffle it round the edges to make it look authentic Stonks.

Well it does look like a badly made bed....

yucky you lot

What is it?? I'm too scared to look

I did that...I even took pictures (of course, I wasn't pregnant)

Still do*, occasionally...


[*Look, that is..I don't take pictures any more...]

Bump.

Jaybus!!!!! I had to go and look......aaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Horrific is the word for it Kaytee.

I looked... my eyes are scarred for life

Darlo you used to be such a nice kid. . what happened?

looked yet?

Best not to, Karma..you'll spoil your tea...

What worried me.....was the nekkid pic of 'Yellow Rose' among the nekkid pics on the left-hand side

Darlo!!! What company are you mixing with these days!!!!!

go on....be brave....you can do it

I looked..

Oh...My.....Gawd!

I did...and I wish I hadn't...

frickin' hell,things must be bad to get into that state.

The things us women have to put up with.  

Why, Oh Why am I a nosy caah?