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1: Jonathon Ross: Enough said!
2: Ben Shepard: Silly little mumsy boy.
3: Jonny Vegas: No you are not funny.
4: Ben Affleck: Twat and I can imagine he was a bully frat boy.
5: Wayne Rooney: Complete burke, out of touch of the real world, and a bloke who if he ain't gonna be faithfull to his misses and kid how can you expect him to be faithfull to his club?
6: Noel Feilding: Saying wacky comments does not make you funny at all.
7: Gordon Ramsay: Pompous Twat.
8: George W Bush: Do I need to explain that to you?
9: Sean Connery: Said it's OK to hit woman, and loves Scotland that much he chooses not to live there and a shite actor!
10: Jude Law: Complete knob, I never met a bloke yet who thinks he's OK.
11 Jedward: Simpletons.

I'm sure there are more, give me time to think of some.

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Nah, he's ok, it's twats like John Terry and Frank Lampard that should make the list. Also that bloke off the Go Compare advert.
I can't imagine what Lampard has done to upset you. JT is a complete knob off the pitch I'll give you that and that's coming from a Chelsea fan.

The bloke in the Go Compare advert should be shot, as should anyone who played a part in employing him. Ditto the bloke in that hair advert 'I need more ties' no mate you need a right good kicking!
Prometheus
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Frank Lampard that should make the list.
His performances in an England shirt are questionable yeah, but he is a model pro really. Looks after himself, until this season he's been virtually an ever present for Chelsea, doesn't dive, doesn't play dirty, rarely if ever gets sent off, doesn't mouth off to the refs, doesn't seem to get involved in JT and Cashleys little out on the piss with wannabe WAGS clique, never in the papers for the wrong reasons, as far as I'm aware he doesn't cheat on his girlfriend, always conducts himself well in interviews. I don't see how he can be a twat really. Should be Chelseas captain not vice captain.
Crunchy  Nuts
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His performances in an England shirt are questionable yeah
He's rubbish for England and quite often for us but his goalscoring record and off-pitch behaviour speak for themselves. He came across really well on ITV last night too. I like him a lot more off the pitch than I do on it. He's a very selfish player but I can't see any reason to hate him at all.
Prometheus
In no particular order

Wayne Rooney - ignorant, selfish and obnoxious
Gordon Ramsay - arrogant bully
Simon Cowell - the killer of music
Graham Norton - tedious, childishly obsessed with smut and over exposed
Jeremy Kyle - obnoxious, sanctimonious and up his own arse
Paul O'Grady - annoying
Nick Clegg - the most duplicitous venal politician in recent political history
Kelvin MacKenzie - one of many monied loudmouthed rightwing gobshites styling themselves as being 'the voice of the common man' that infest radio and TV and Murdoch propergandist
Peter Kay - over rated and unfunny
Carnelian

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