Do you think that she may have found anyone yet?
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Absolut! 
I should imagine 
I should imagine She did.
I was carried out on a stretcher.
You two ba*****s don't get it...she's looking for luuurve!
Maybe so. In that case she shouldn't have used the Apprentice teams to do the advertising. I happen to know that she is a Professor at a local Uni who also does bits for the OU.
I would have brought out more her intellect and a twin set and pearls approach.
And I know she was a trampeze artist.
The bed, IMHYCO, is also a tad cheap and sleazy. I would probably have gone for a classy table end approach. But of course I was never asked.
If she's serious, surely she could have at least washed her hair
Googles greasy hair fantasies! (It takes bloody allsorts!)
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
And I know she was a trampeze artist.
You may be right Donks..the bed, (Argos circa 1978,) looks a bit sunken in the middle!
When the two Russians walked in I dived out the window wallet intact.
Thankfully it was a bungalow.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
She did.
I was carried out on a stretcher.
I burst out laughing at that 
I'm intrigued by the coat hanger!
She was an interior designer she said on the phone.
Far beyond my means.
Probably Bauhaus.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Maybe so. In that case she shouldn't have used the Apprentice teams to do the advertising. I happen to know that she is a Professor at a local Uni who also does bits for the OU. I would have brought out more her intellect and a twin set and pearls approach.
Clever boy, you worked that out from the art work, didn't you?
I think there's already a body in the bed, on the right.
He may be of short stature.
Originally Posted by Supes:
I'm intrigued by the coat hanger!
Reminds me of Darwin's 'fish'.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
She was an interior designer she said on the phone.
Far beyond my means.
Probably Bauhaus.
She does look a bit Bela Lugosi
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
I think there's already a body in the bed, on the right.
He may be of short stature.
That's velvet , hiding from the Russians
Oi you 
I laid rubber down getting outta there!
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Oi you
I laid rubber down getting outta there!
Originally Posted by Supes:
Do you think that she may have found anyone yet?
Oh!
At least she has just washed her hair, after having had a good eight inches chopped off by the look of it.
I hope she found her lobster 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
At least she has just washed her hair, after having had a good eight inches chopped off by the look of it.
Ooof..! You'll be for it later
Damn cheek huh Cos!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
I think there's already a body in the bed, on the right.
He may be of short stature.
That's velvet , hiding from the Russians
Hehe..!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
I think there's already a body in the bed, on the right.
He may be of short stature.
That's velvet , hiding from the Russians
With a one legged sheep resting on his little legs.
I'm taking notes!
And don't think I didnae see it last night!
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