Wot unusual things have happened to you - the type of thing you wud not hav believed ... except you were there!!??
Mine . . .
i was texting my friend - i nearly dropped my phone, grabbed it before i hit the ground and ....
I had typed the word "sex" 
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and the significance of that is.....?
cos it was naughty
oh well i was texting a female friend who is in a relationshipI just thought it was humorous
Perhaps you just need a woman.
You're bloody right ,,, grrr woof!! 
Was there a ? on the end of it? That would have caused a stir!
My cat went missing last year. Something told me she wasn't far. I checked everywhere even under the shed (5 times) and nothing. Went round the streets shaking the dry cat food box shouting for her...nothing. After 2 days everyone was ready to give up.....except me. I HAD to check under the shed one more time (this time with a torch) and there she was. Her eyes shone with the torchlight. She was petrified. I had to jack up my shed and it snapped in two but I got her out safe and sound. I KNEW SHE WAS UNDER THERE.....SPOOKY
I have a friend who no matter what turns up at our house just as we start to eat. We have no set time to eat,whenever were hungry we eat but in she'll walk just as we put the first bite in our mouth.Mental.
She's been doing it for 15 years now.
If we are expecting a parcel, it will so often arrive on a Saturday when hubby wants a lie in. It happens loads sadly, and the mad dash to find a dressing gown, I shouldn't laugh
Bought a new radiator for me car - never told him my name - cash in hand to keep down costs.
Wen i got it home - it bore my initials, w-h-o-a-h
Wen i got it home - it bore my initials, w-h-o-a-h
