bort mesel a orange hoody today from tk max so if a wana do a runner a can blend in to the crowds.

Rofl,

the dreded day is nealy upon us :|

monday mornin brite n early

 Oh noes Bubbles!!! You sound like a condemned man

Buy loadsa duty free and neck it. It'll give you Dutch courage 

Oooo....Good luck Bubbles ....do come back and let us know all the lurid details Bon voyage  

 

this is bubbles comin to u live from amsterdam. am havin a mental time man

See! We told you that it would be great. Now pluck up courage and tell yer opposite gender partner that you want to go to that Hamburg next.

Is you mellow?

Oooo tell us more Bubbles

 

 

Have a blast and then take gj's advice and go to Hamburg.

wot a mean is am havin a mental time coz we agreed afta a few hours that we dont get on so can do our own thing so av bin to a sex show cost me 40 euros but it was fun even tho the seatin was uncomftoable but a seen a woman smokin a cigar from her u no what lol it was mint man!

Am gan doon red light agen tonite mite treat mesel u only liv once

Bubbles !!   

Treats are an objective thing, but go for it.

woman am here wid wudnt let me back in the hotel room coz of me antics in the red light district las nite. pathetic i think a mean we not even a cuple ffs a duno what the problem is man she wont stop bitchin man a pity her son

Oh dear Bubbles.....do you not know about a woman scorned !  

I am already reminded of the Zappa pop song,  "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

 

 

you should have paid for a full nights service Bubbles, then you need not have gone back 

Nothing really to do with me, but why not chat up a fellow tourist girl?
I am not an expert.

We've only got your word for that GJ  

 

 

not many fellow female tourists smoke cigars from their nether regions GJ, that must be the attraction 

Of course in my day it was firing ping-pong balls and picking up a pile of florins.

Rofl

 

a think a got conned as well this bloke in a shop sed the prosis in the red light charge per 15 minutes and include undressing time in the 15 minutes so talked me into buying this suit thing that has velcro all down the edges that you wear n then just rip off when the 15 minute start. it cost me 10 euros but to be honest a didnt see any1 else wid them n the girl gev me a funny look wen a ripd it off n a dont think it saved me that much time wen a think aboot it. or well conned agen lol but it was fun
goin home tomora

You crack me up Bubbles ....try not to get into any more bother before you leave tomorrow

Aww. So sorry you felt 'ripped off' *bubbles*. (velcro joke there.)  

 

I reckon you'll be better off with the prozzies back home then 'cos they only charge £10 for an hour. 

This thread

 

 

My image of Superman whipping is suit off has been tainted forever 

    Is it a bird is it a plane no its Bubbles

 

 

Ten poond er nower, seems quite cheap!

I should imagine.

Rofl  

I may post a video sometime by a local band (If I can find it) called 'In Amsterdam' 

 

I have the soundtrack on my old pooter 

am back. what a few days its bin am recked man a cud sleep for england now.

a just feel am missin out on a quality way of life now am back. 

 

or and the woman a went wid wev gone our seprat ways n quite frankly am glad

Glad you've got home safely ...and almost in one piece Bubbles  

Glad you got back , more or less in one piece Bubbles