I am an expert in messing things up

I'm just generally awesome!..... Simples

I'm the doner kebab heir  - £££££££££'s

Still got my feet on the ground  

If moaning was an athletic sport I'd win the Gold, Silver and Bronze 

Sleeping!!  Any time of the day or night

I'm a human bullshit detector...never knowingly undersold.

Oh and then theres always my famous feet writing skills.

I kin eat 3 fresh cream cakes in one sitting

Mending electric things.

That's a handy thing to be able to do GJ

Loving.

I can make a 5 course meal for 10 no probs!  Put a pizza in the oven, it never turns out without being hard and burned.  Burning pizzas, is my claim to fame

I'm about to put one in now Skylark. I'll come back and tell you how to do it 

A lovely quality 

Cheers sprout

i give the best hugs in the world. Fact.

I can still cheer someone up/make someone laugh even when I'm down myself 

Reading really quickly.

I have not yet found a use for this talent.

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Reading really quickly.

I have not yet found a use for this talent.

divvent sell yersel short man! That musta been proper handy on C4, get the threads read before the mods whipped them away, like

Haha That's true, I am also fairly good at reading upside down (not me being upside down, you understand) if the text is.

Haha! *Visions on Leccy standing on her head* 

Self deprecation.

I'm brilliant at it!

I can say the alphabet backwards.

I did a handstand just to read your post

Very good

Tebahpla eht? 

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I  onnud    

 ?wonk uoy t'nod tahw

s'uoy lla    

im just me the quiet one that looks and learns  

FAJ olleH 

  !detrats I evah tahw dog ho

Ok......own up......who's using 'sites' to 'backword' their posts .......not me. and I've been drinking 

tuorps

Nope Sprout - I am working it all out. I didn't know there were sites

FAJ    

Yeah, you know, those upside down writing sites......do they not do  back to front too?

What on earth are upside down writing sites?.

Oh, you make me doubt myself now   angonamo

off to find these upsy downsy sites