so do I

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic really.

She could turn milk sour.

Thanks - that's not a trap is it?  If I sit down will I have half a dozen highlighters sitting on my in a minute?

ION - BenedicK is well named.   Pompous arse.

I know somebody SO like him (he's not a porn star though) he loves to shock with details of how normal sex is and we should all talk about it (which means we should listen to what he gets up to)..  but underneath it all he's just a sleaze.

In my head I call him Bendy Dick

Very!

tis a bit like that this year but not bad viewing and love this fred

I agree...sleazebag

yes

Exactly Ros...when you aren't keen on any of them, you can sit back here and take the wee wee out of them all...and the thread is fun as well

This thread is better than the programme, by a mile.

I can't be bothered with folk like that Kaffy,who are they trying to impress ,if their sex lives were so good that should be enough,the need to blab about it imo indicates there is something lacking,badly.

Becky is well jel there

Hahaha!

eat a fish eye 

shut up caroline

*Steam mops floor,sprays anti bac * Please deposit the urine where it belongs please,Carlone looks like she needs her mop washed,she'll be grateful .

Why is she crying? Eat the blooming fish eye - or don't!

Silly mare...she should just have put it in the bin and taken any consequences

i'm fed up already.

Blamange 

Cant watch Carolines task

hate fish and the thought of it

tell me when its over

Bendit is so patronising

hi kaytee

It's over now.

hi yogi

And cost us dearly,headache central.

Hahahahaha....nice job Sara

The toilet with the same toothbrush as everywhere else

Sorry Sara, that face does not impress.

And anyone with half a grey cell or more would have no problem with that cleaning task.

turned it off - did she eat the bliddy thing?

*Mwah*

Arron and Caroline stealing Deana's chocolate.

The 2 barstewards stealing Deans choc.

worra nasty pair stealing someone else's choccy