*sidles in quietly and sits at the back*

CRIIIIIINGE!!!!!!!!!

but in hindsight, wasn't she a saint?

She does seem even worse than before - maybe she's just getting more airtime now that motormouth's gone

hi ditty

Just slide your hymn book under the seat till we're done

Yeah, like she couldn't remember having dinner!

I let out a few expletives at her myself.... and Jay got on my goat last year but i've never been this mad at a tv programme before. When they all went in it looked like it was going to be a good year, but...

What time do you call this, young lady ?  

I miss Alexandra 'pow, pow, pow - memba i told ya'

Evening Kaffy.

Yep.  She'd love to be a full blown (no pun intended) bully girl.

No bottle for it though.

Well, not unless she's 100% sure she's got the contents of the fridge behind her

No.  She wasn't 

Move over Yogi.

hi again

Luke S and his ego

Luke S ............................PATHETIC

She stood on my wee toe trying to get to her seat, she better stay where she is now

*shoves over and makes room for Soozy*

Cling film over the loo seat.  Oh how we laughed.

C4 would have booted most of this shower long ago - especially conor

Hi Bethni.

Uh, no.

The way she continued her vendetta against Susie outside the house, until threatened with legal action, was an absolute disgrace.

Hi Yogi

yeah, but at least she got booed. 

I hated Grace, she was a nasty, nasty girl.

If confirmation was ever needed - there you have it.

Dull as dishwater.  He's a personality free zone.

There's that faraway look on his face when she's got her arms round him.He is SO not into her at all.

Luke S is looking  a right prat

Luke S is so taken in by this spoof, there's no way he thinks this a task.

"You can't repeat anything"

no he isn't - their body language is all wrong

He's a vacuum.

To be fair Luke S, should have guessed it was a wind up when they said he had a great personality, the guy is as bland as dirty dishwater..

Exactly.

Global

they didn't show him changing his name to Scratchy 

Boring, idiotic,vain, slimeball.

LukeS, just tell them you're not in the Vagina business...

I thought that would definitely make the cut