Big Brother Action Figure Suggestions

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lucifer

It's 10 years; and this niche in the market - nay; 'woeful void'..has yet to be addressed.

My first contender is of course for 'Ahmed-Man.' You press his button hard enough; and he warbles

"I'M NOT A SANDERWITCH..!!" An invaluable start to what I know will soon become the next big thing. Owners will of course want to invest immediately thereafter, in the coveted Ziggy doll. You hold it up to your bathroom mirror from several different angles, and eventually the spotlight will cause him to say to his reflection "It's not you, it's me."

For the classic arcade people, we have an entry level 'Mo-Man.' He promptly devours pac-man; before going on to consume all the dots, fruit, pick-ups and eventually the console you are playing the very game on. It's brilliant I tell you..!!

These are just the first 3 BB action figurines; and I'm relying on your help and input to build up this invaluable collection. Suggestions on a postcard (or fist failing that) would be much appreciated.

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Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Your avitar came up really big then, it scared the crap out of me

I'm in shock and forgot what the posts about now

6/13/093:35 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Your avitar came up really big then, it scared the crap out of me

And they say size doesn't matter

6/13/093:39 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by lucifer:
quote:
Your avitar came up really big then, it scared the crap out of me

And they say size doesn't matter

It did then

How about a preening Jason doll, or a Makosi head doll, with free hair extensions.

6/13/093:43 AM

bozzimacooMember

most of them would make perfect 'speaking' bog roll holders, with appropriate captions.

richard bb7: 'do that one more time and i will rip your guts out and shove them down your throat' !!!

6/13/093:52 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

I'd like a stretchy Jason doll, so I can try and pull its head off

6/13/093:54 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
quote:
Originally posted by lucifer:
quote:
Your avitar came up really big then, it scared the crap out of me

And they say size doesn't matter

It did then How about a preening Jason doll, or a Makosi head doll, with free hair extensions.

Thank you. They've been added to the new Autumn catalogue

Now working on Kerosene Kitty; an explosive new doll who'll have you climbing the wall to get..or catch. She will come at a discount rate, due to expected depreciation; along with the "Do You Know Who I Am..?" doll. Violent Victor has been criticised by watchdogs, dogs watching and various other frustrated ninnies with a penchant for fainting on cue.

More details as they come into my orifice..

(I really didn't want to say that..)

6/13/093:56 AM

Former Member

Lucifer?? Lucifer??
Are you the lucifer from the C4 forums a few years back?
If so it's great to see you here

I was only mentioning you in a thread the other day about fms we missed

6/13/093:57 AM

Former Member

Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll

6/13/093:59 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll

Hahahaha!! Briliant idea Veggie

6/13/094:01 AM

LazybugMember

The Makosi doll - put it in water and her belly grows bigger (pregnant... do you see)

6/13/094:02 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll

Hahahaha!! Briliant idea Veggie

Morning

i hate him so much I love him - if that makes sense.
I'd have all these little outfits for him like the one he had to wear when they did the bike riding task.
Who can forget that little sulky face under the bike helmet and the way his knee and elbow pads wobbled when he threw the strop and chucked the bike.
He was vile - but great

6/13/094:03 AM

LazybugMember

A Pete doll with a huge willy and when you press the button he shouts 'Wankers'!

6/13/094:05 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll

Hahahaha!! Briliant idea Veggie

Morning

i hate him so much I love him - if that makes sense.
I'd have all these little outfits for him like the one he had to wear when they did the bike riding task.
Who can forget that little sulky face under the bike helmet and the way his knee and elbow pads wobbled when he threw the strop and chucked the bike.
He was vile - but great

He was a brilliant housemate, proper value for money

When I saw him on that catch up thing a while back tho he looked shocking

6/13/094:05 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
A Pete doll with a huge willy and when you press the button he shouts 'Wankers'!

My that man is hung

6/13/094:06 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Lucifer?? Lucifer??
Are you the lucifer from the C4 forums a few years back?
If so it's great to see you here
I was only mentioning you in a thread the other day about fms we missed

That is me indeed; and thank you very much. Great to see you and many other old fogies (I sense the grief coming..

) like ourselves haunting a new spot in cyberspace I eventually banned the forum from using my nick (a lifetime ban at that..both this and the next one..!!)

6/13/094:07 AM

LA WomanMember

the nadia, it comes with it's own attachments.

6/13/094:07 AM

MoominMember

A Mario doll, complete with outfits for every job he has.

And the special edition one comes with a free custard cream!!

6/13/094:08 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by LA Woman:
the nadia, it comes with it's own attachments.

So does the Kinga doll

6/13/094:08 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

I'd like a Helen doll that blinks, with sparkley jeans and a pogo stick

6/13/094:08 AM

LazybugMember

quote:
Originally posted by LA Woman:
the nadia, it comes with it's own attachments.

Now you see it now you don't...

6/13/094:08 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
The Makosi doll - put it in water and her belly grows bigger (pregnant... do you see)

We trialed that idea..had a few Gremlins sadly...(I'll groan for you

)

6/13/094:08 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by lucifer:
That is me indeed; and thank you very much. Great to see you and many other old fogies (I sense the grief coming.. ) like ourselves haunting a new spot in cyberspace I eventually banned the forum from using my nick (a lifetime ban at that..both this and the next one..!!)

so pleased to catch up with you

We are allowed to stay up late here and talk like adults
it's great!

6/13/094:09 AM

LA WomanMember

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by LA Woman:
the nadia, it comes with it's own attachments.

So does the Kinga doll

6/13/094:09 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
The Makosi doll - put it in water and her belly grows bigger (pregnant... do you see)

Good to see lucifer back

6/13/094:10 AM

LA WomanMember

the anthony..2 for the price off one.

6/13/094:10 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

6/13/094:11 AM

LazybugMember

A Michelle doll with a CD and words to Peeeeeeyyyaaaayyyy Jeeesssuuuuuu on...

6/13/094:13 AM

Former Member

I'd like a pouty, stroppy, puce-faced, dummy-spitting ChanHELL doll. Who screeches "terrrrrrrst!" & "Ziggggehhhh".

Just so I could watch it bounce off the walls I throw it at

6/13/094:14 AM

LazybugMember

The Suzie doll could come free with a box of PG Tips

6/13/094:16 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
The Makosi doll - put it in water and her belly grows bigger (pregnant... do you see)

Good to see lucifer back

Thanks Deegs

Good to see you back as well...different URL, but same feeling

You are all killing me....I'll be working from now til Microsoft becomes a trusted monopoly creating these damn things. Whose bright idea was it anyways

Don't answer that.

6/13/094:16 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

But not a Jacuzzi

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?

6/13/094:18 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

Lisa (of Mario & Lisa) Doll....just stick some lils on an action man innit

6/13/094:18 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

But not a Jacuzzi

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?

The Lazybug version does

6/13/094:18 AM

LazybugMember

quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

But not a Jacuzzi

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?

The Lazybug version does

And it comes with its own little bedsit too

6/13/094:21 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

But not a Jacuzzi

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?

The Lazybug version does
And it comes with its own little bedsit too

Whoops

sorry lazybug, didn't see you had posted the singing version already until I saw Wattys reply.
Does your one come with free earplugs too?

6/13/094:29 AM

luciferMember

Breaking News

We've now expanded the uses for our products; whereby they can be used for any purpose you deem fit. Household uses, gardening, plumbing, burying the neighbours cat..you name it; we are now able to take custom orders..!!

Sezer-The-Gezer doll will actually walk into your garden, pick up a shovel and dig his own hole..

Can't get rid of those annoying guests/inlaws..? Citizen Science to the rescue. He is guaranteed to go on..and on..and on...for approximately 3 hours after time is as we know it is due to end. Batteries *NOT* included.

With Sophia now evicted; our technical department are working round the clock in an effort to upscale a doll visible to the human eye; but with an audio output capable of realigning planets..Due to technical difficulties, and unwarranted staff hatred, we have yet to complete this project.

More news as I get it..

6/13/094:38 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lazybug:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.

But not a Jacuzzi

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?

The Lazybug version does
And it comes with its own little bedsit too

A bedsit..

Where will her poor ego live

6/13/096:30 AM

bozzimacooMember

a doll wearing a 'looks real' fur, whilst eating a moth and bleating 'i love all animals equally'

6/13/096:38 AM

luciferMember

quote:
Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
a doll wearing a 'looks real' fur, whilst eating a moth and bleating 'i love all animals equally'

..eeeek. Admit it - you stole that idea from Mr Branson. I've seen his new 'awesome' furby on Virgin 1 too

6/13/096:42 AM

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