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It's 10 years; and this niche in the market - nay; 'woeful void'..has yet to be addressed.

My first contender is of course for 'Ahmed-Man.' You press his button hard enough; and he warbles

"I'M NOT A SANDERWITCH..!!" An invaluable start to what I know will soon become the next big thing. Owners will of course want to invest immediately thereafter, in the coveted Ziggy doll. You hold it up to your bathroom mirror from several different angles, and eventually the spotlight will cause him to say to his reflection "It's not you, it's me."

For the classic arcade people, we have an entry level 'Mo-Man.' He promptly devours pac-man; before going on to consume all the dots, fruit, pick-ups and eventually the console you are playing the very game on. It's brilliant I tell you..!!

These are just the first 3 BB action figurines; and I'm relying on your help and input to build up this invaluable collection. Suggestions on a postcard (or fist failing that) would be much appreciated.

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Glance

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
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Originally posted by lucifer:
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Your avitar came up really big then, it scared the crap out of me


And they say size doesn't matter Skull


It did then Eeker How about a preening Jason doll, or a Makosi head doll, with free hair extensions.


Thank you. They've been added to the new Autumn catalogue Big Grin

Now working on Kerosene Kitty; an explosive new doll who'll have you climbing the wall to get..or catch. She will come at a discount rate, due to expected depreciation; along with the "Do You Know Who I Am..?" doll. Violent Victor has been criticised by watchdogs, dogs watching and various other frustrated ninnies with a penchant for fainting on cue.

More details as they come into my orifice.. Shake Head

(I really didn't want to say that..)
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll


Hahahaha!! Briliant idea Veggie Laugh


Morning Valentine

i hate him so much I love him - if that makes sense.
I'd have all these little outfits for him like the one he had to wear when they did the bike riding task.
Who can forget that little sulky face under the bike helmet and the way his knee and elbow pads wobbled when he threw the strop and chucked the bike.
He was vile - but great Big Grin
FM
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Forgot to say
I would really love a Craig Coates action figure complete with accessories such as a Myra Hindley wig and an Anfooooonnneeeeee best friend doll


Hahahaha!! Briliant idea Veggie Laugh


Morning Valentine

i hate him so much I love him - if that makes sense.
I'd have all these little outfits for him like the one he had to wear when they did the bike riding task.
Who can forget that little sulky face under the bike helmet and the way his knee and elbow pads wobbled when he threw the strop and chucked the bike.
He was vile - but great Big Grin


Valentine He was a brilliant housemate, proper value for money Big Grin

When I saw him on that catch up thing a while back tho he looked shocking Pumpkin
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Lucifer?? Lucifer??
Are you the lucifer from the C4 forums a few years back?
If so it's great to see you here Hug
I was only mentioning you in a thread the other day about fms we missed Big Grin


That is me indeed; and thank you very much. Great to see you and many other old fogies (I sense the grief coming.. Wink ) like ourselves haunting a new spot in cyberspace I eventually banned the forum from using my nick (a lifetime ban at that..both this and the next one..!!) Glance
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Originally posted by lucifer:
That is me indeed; and thank you very much. Great to see you and many other old fogies (I sense the grief coming.. Wink ) like ourselves haunting a new spot in cyberspace I eventually banned the forum from using my nick (a lifetime ban at that..both this and the next one..!!) Glance


so pleased to catch up with you Big Grin
We are allowed to stay up late here and talk like adults
it's great!
FM
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Originally posted by Deegs:
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Originally posted by Lazybug:
The Makosi doll - put it in water and her belly grows bigger (pregnant... do you see)


Laugh Laugh Laugh

Good to see lucifer back Clapping


Thanks Deegs Smiler

Good to see you back as well...different URL, but same feeling Thumbs Up

You are all killing me....I'll be working from now til Microsoft becomes a trusted monopoly creating these damn things. Whose bright idea was it anyways Mad

Don't answer that.
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Originally posted by Lazybug:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.


But not a Jacuzzi Big Grin

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?


The Lazybug version does Laugh
And it comes with its own little bedsit too Big Grin


Whoops Red Face
sorry lazybug, didn't see you had posted the singing version already until I saw Wattys reply.
Does your one come with free earplugs too? Big Grin
FM
Breaking News Eeker

We've now expanded the uses for our products; whereby they can be used for any purpose you deem fit. Household uses, gardening, plumbing, burying the neighbours cat..you name it; we are now able to take custom orders..!!

Sezer-The-Gezer doll will actually walk into your garden, pick up a shovel and dig his own hole.. Thumbs Up

Can't get rid of those annoying guests/inlaws..? Citizen Science to the rescue. He is guaranteed to go on..and on..and on...for approximately 3 hours after time is as we know it is due to end. Batteries *NOT* included.

With Sophia now evicted; our technical department are working round the clock in an effort to upscale a doll visible to the human eye; but with an audio output capable of realigning planets..Due to technical difficulties, and unwarranted staff hatred, we have yet to complete this project.

More news as I get it.. Crazy
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Originally posted by Lazybug:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Michelle Doll.....comes with a free bunny and casserole dish.


But not a Jacuzzi Big Grin

Does it sing Peeeyyyyyaaaaa Yaaaassuuuuuuu?


The Lazybug version does Laugh
And it comes with its own little bedsit too Big Grin


A bedsit.. Confused

Where will her poor ego live Ghost
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